makes goop backstory and disguises it as a bad meme

yeha his backstory might seem kinda edgy but to be honestly it can be viewed as super funny because he and like 4 of his friends (2 are off camera because they r a n) decided to summon a demon to gain some points at school cause in this school everyone’s edgy and stuff the thing is the ritual actually works and the demon is so annoyed they just snatch Goop and go “if you never summon me again this rat can live” and so they all agree but he’s a demon so uh oh Goop’s a vampire demon now goop’s friends panicked cause they thought he was possessed and left Goop for dead, but Goop was fine, he just looked less hot now. so now Goop’s living his best life in an apartment in a big city and ignoring everyone ALSO THE GUY HOLDING THE CAMERA’S NAME IS CHAD

thank? you?? :D