"So i was flying through space the other day and there was this planet that was like, TOTALLY BEGGING to be blown up." wander: why "Because it was ugly." wander: why "Because it was purple and i hate purple" Wander: but why "BECAUSE THIS GIRL I LIKED HAD PURPLE HAIR AND SHE DIDNT WANNA DATE ME BUT THATS LIKE TOTALLY FINE CUZ I TOTALLY DIDNT WANT TO DATE HER EITHER!!!"