rp with russia and any ch's
by:
KawaiiChan333 
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28.03.2021
1233 comments
demodrawings
28.03.2021 01:45
LinkYES!!! oki its time
KawaiiChan333[OP]
28.03.2021 01:45
Linky e s
kk but who gonna start bc i suck at it))
demodrawings
28.03.2021 01:46
Linkoki made the thing were we begin i will stared it off
POV: russia wants to get drunk with you but you'd rather not
(idk its r u s s i a)
UGH fine. i will go, but i aint gettin any whiskey. that shit s u c k s
UUUHHH, i dont think so. you are never sober when you go to a bar-
YESSSS VODKA TIMEEE *drinks le bottle of vodka within 30 seconds* hehehehe
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*takes all of the vodka from russia* i knew this was a bad idea *yeets all of russias vodka out le window* now no hic* more drinking
USSR STOP PLEASE DONT HURT HIM HE IS ****ING DRUNK AS HELL AND CANT HELP IT-
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( i decided to not get that drunk bc i suspected ussr to get pissed off at russia)
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not anymore ur on the couch hehehe, and shoot me germany i dare you. trust me i want you to-
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btw i aint scared of you, let alone anything except for thine collarkink-
Ghost ame: thanks! now i dont have to deal with your dumbass germany-
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aight what u guys wanna do? nothin too loud since ussr is sleeping-
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wth nazi calling ussr d a d d y and germany tryna fight him, lmao-
not to u, he was death glaring to me for talking abt him calling ussr d A d D y
BISH WHY??? owwwwww, that hurt but hehehehehehe i will say it again if you slap me again-
and dont slap russia, i can handle myself. even tho im a girl doent mean stand up for me-
okey then I'm not being left alone with your dad and america *le follows*
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imma hurt no one i just wanna come- WAIT DID U JUST HG SOMEONE? I DIDNT KNOW YOU KNEW HOW TO DO THAT *voice judt dripping with sarcasm*
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*stands back up unaffected* lmao you did literally nothing to me. i just lost my balance
AHHHHHH *TACKLES GERMANY* DON'T HURT MY BABY *relisted what he just said* oh shit
resonable bc if he cant beat m e up theres a problem bc i am on the smaller side-
S-STOP NAZI!! HE WAS JUST PROTECTING ME, EVEN THOUGH ITS NOT NNNEEEEDDDEEEEDDDDD
Hello, :O GERMANY AND USSR TALKING... KURWA WHAT IS OF HAPPENINGS I NEED TO GET THE UK QUICK!!
can you guys explain what is happening plox? i dont want to be seperated by nazis and communist ussr..
*he thinks for bit and he stops and runs over to ame and wraps his arms around her*
oh That is Reliefing :) US, is this european chat or for everyone?
stop fighting yuo stupid countries why is it always you two and im in the middle.?
also i hate that people confuse me with indonesia and monaco???? it is annoying.
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i am also very good at staying on topic, i am making new stealth tank to make military effective *proud poland noises and stuff hghghghhhhh*
ummm because your......*whispers* the c cutest one tell anyone i said that and you will regret it
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russia i need kaliningrad why do you have it? it is an exclave?? i need it because it will make sense
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nazi look out germany is gonna revolutionize berlin wall go brrrrr
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*GOES INTO US'S ROOM AND WAKES AME UP* then 'stealthly goes back..' *whispers to myself: stealth [100] xexe*
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me goes to le room of polska *creates stealth tank but its small*
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i will shoot someone with this stealth tank *its rubber bullets dont worry*
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*realizes* :O it will be funnier if i make it a t34 tiger and put it in russias room >:) then he will think it was nazi so i wont go to war and i will be neutral and then i conquer russia- nvm thats farfetched, it is good prank.
not anymore-))WELP, now you made nazi cry. get tf out of my goddamn room ussr-
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*calls russia* AYo Can you please bail me out i am not having good time
*finds out what's happening in ame's room* i am in back of the door
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ok i am sorry i will now gettings out *crap the us is mad im prob gonna get kicked out the alliance*
i saw... kurwa, i am now busted.. i saw everything i am getting invaded
russia has just busted trough the door.. and YOU DONT LET ME SPYYYYYYYYYY????????
*wakes up bc of FRANCES LOUD ASS MOUTH* ugh- 0///-\\\0 *whispers* i forgot- *gets up so that nazi doesnt wake up*
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he isnt awake *sees him through the door* ah he is sleeping, sorry.
*sees france watch her get out of bed with nazi* ITS NOT WHAT IT LOOKS LIKE-
*wakes up* and gose up to the window with gun* IF YOU DON'T SHUT THE **** UP I WILL SHOOT YOU!
HEY, chill out nazi. its just france what do you expect? *grabs nazi by the hand and pulls him away from the window*
hhhhhhhhhhhhhhh sorry wtfg i dont know how to be france continue lmaao))
looks at France sleepily* non ya business *draws currents so they can's spy*
What did i do? if you **** me up i will use baguette power and MAGINOT LINE HONHO *angry france noises*
alright sleepy, lets go- *continues to hold nazi's hand as ame leads him out of the room*
k, nazi i will let you sleep. Anyways I CAN TURN INTO LE FRANCREICH AND BE NAPOLEON AND TAKE OVER RUSSIA LIKE I WAS SUPPOSED TO, LOOK AT ME HAT, WE NEED TO KILL LE KING AND LE RICH GUY IN FRANCE!!!!11! *eghem* sorry for the angryness.
*sees usa holding nazi's hand in confusion and thinking.. Is Le USA in Amour With Le Nazi? No Way Honhon xa*
we are gonna go get coffee Nazi, get in the car. *takes nazi to the car and drives away*
no, i will take your room and sleep in it, YOU CANNOT STOP ME FROM GETTING A PLACE TO SLEEP >:(
no germany that is wierd, i can sleep in saint he- i mean le couch.
*gets to coffee shop*aight Nazi, get out. we're here! *drags nazi out of the car and takes him inside the cafe*
*Le walks in the living room* eh-hic- Hiccups hurt after a whil-hic-e mleh
i wonder why bread is called pain.. *overthinks about stuff on how the us was with nazi and doing some stuff and im overreacting if french fries are french or belgian, and maybe eat pain but why is it called like that and how in the world did i not kill belgium already but i realize it is my son and i dont know how belgium was made and what am i doing here
*orders Nazi a strong coffee and Ame orders herself a caramel mocha* aight drink up, it will wake you up-
russia why are you drunk, vodka isnt even good, try wine with le cheese honhon where is usa and nazi
*answers* i am getting coffee with nazi, why?? *realizes what she said* OH SHIT- *hangs up*
*calls back* I heard you, can i have a breadstick with le coffee very strong :D
*calls usa again* ame, i need help with russia i think he's gonna thro-
*declines call* UH *blushes* i MAY or may not have A C C I D E N T A L L Y told france we are dating?? PLEASE DONT BE MAD-
he is looking strange, yellow even. he looks like the tsardom of russia, strange si?
no we arent dating, i am asking if russia is okay PLEASE help he is acting wierd, he is slurring.
UNITED STATES OF AMERICA PLOX HONHON RUSSIA IS LOOKING STRANGE JE IS CHANGING COLORES!!
urmmm, he called me and i said we are getting coffee together and he got sus of me and so i hung up. i think he thinks we are dating...arewedating?
Ah you guys are dating? you answered call by accident again are you okay?
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*realizes she answered frances call* OH SHIT WAHHHHHH-* hangs up and yeets phone across the car*
um let me drive plz *he take you to the car and puts you in it and drives home*
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nazi hello, what are you doing? who is driving, russia is very wierd he doesnt look well, it looks like he is gonna vomit a bunch of baltic, central african and transcaucasian countries.
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he said oh shit about him answering, i can hear you two on le phone.
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*checks on germany* :O Oh no.. Germany it doesnt look well.. we need to go to le hopital!
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I AM NEEDINGS HELP! oh Mon Dieu! SACRE BLEU IT IS BROKEN AH MERDE
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umm ussr tryed to cook and it did not go well AHHH now we have to go home
okay we are here oki as soon as we enter run as fast as you can to my room
kk, but no need. if we ae ome then france will still follow and hear-
*carries germany in le bed of ambulance* some time later i am in the ambulance with germany*
Switzerland gave you painkiller or morphine so that you wont feel much pain, we are going to the hospital.
i will lock the door okay so they can't get in okay *enters the house with you* RUNN TO MY ROOM
Bonjour Nazi, Tell america that germany is going to the hospital, he broke some body parts and fractured its hip and some other stuff.
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Dont Worry Allemagne, you are safe and okay :) We will get there soon..
HOLY WTF ARE YOU OK?!?!?!? *rushed back to nazi* WHAT IN THE HELL IS HAPPENING?!?!?!
*calls france* BISH I THINK NAZI IS DYING GET YOUR ASS HERE WHENEVER YOU CAN *hangs up witout a response from france*
WHAT IN THE HELL, are those... flowers??? PLEASE EXPLAIN TO ME WAT IS GOING ON, BABE?!?!?!?!
*panting* *flowers grew and filled his left eye fully, blinding him in that eye*
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*they stop growing* d did you c call be babe d don't cry sweet heart
We Put a cast on your broken Bones, We Did an X Ray And Finds out, you broke your both legs and one arm, you fractured your wrist and broke a ligament, we did a couple surgeries and removing broken bones inside your leg, with an artifical knee, no amputations. or guillottin- anyways you are okay, allemagne.
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You are okay, It Might take a couple months to recover, but its okay, i gave u le water
i its a disease that will kill you i was born with it it will suffocate you it grows inside your lungs
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HOW CAN I SH WHEN YOU ARE GOING TO DIE- *stops yelling and just stared at nazi*
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FINE I WILL DO THE SURGERY FOR YOU *runs to the car and drives to the hosbitle
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You Have Low Blood sugar, you need to eat, What happened in the stairs?
**** THAT NO YOU WONT
*gets in the car before he could drive away* you arent going to anything that could kill you sooner-
*okay after sorting things out with the other doctors i am now having surgery*
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Hm, Nearest hospital does make sense, but you should call the Ambulance, Its Quicker.
France, nazi apparently has this hanahaki disease and is doing a surgery that could kill him and if he dies i will literally kill myself-
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*Goes back Into Germany's Room* bonjour, Allemagne, how are you doing? We Might Make another surgery tomorrow, we wont ampuatate anything, just put a stronger hull into your bone so it wont break, your wrist will take 3 weeks to recover, and rehab will maybe take 30 days.
If we're lucky. goodnight germany, it is midnight and we all have to sleep *Sleeps on le chair*
*dreams about what ussr is doing.. he is still drunk and doing dumbass stuff, falls asleep anyways.*
i think nazi is asleep, it is midnight and we should all go to sleep, we had a bad day. and there was many action today.
Nazi, How did you get the disease, was it contagious or by blood?
im checking in, how's everyone doing right now, is everyone injured? i bet the ussr is pissing everywhere. he's highly injured, mentally.
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Ah. born with it, strange, anyways im going to check with germany, Good night. you two need sleep.
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*Sleeps in germany's room* Goodnight Germany, you will feel better.
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*ends up sleeping on a small couch in nazis room. still sleeping*
*slowly wakes up*h-huh? oh. hey nazi. how are you feeling this morning *Y A W N S*
Ah YOu are awake. Surgery starts in 10 hours, eat breakfast and bring le huevo*
nope, it was as hard as a rock. but it served as a couch and thats all that mattered! ^^
hahaha *a doc walks in* you are free to leave the hospital now *they unplug everything from me* there you go you may leave now
Okay, *turns le tv* so uhh, you need juices and stuff to feel better, your arm has a cast. it doesnt need surgery
UH arent you supposed to gradually unplug it?!?!?!? wha if he wasnt really ready!!!
USSR isnt drunk, but if you are.. you hit HARDDD with the vodka.
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Switzerland Puts a bunch of needles into you so that nothing bad will happen during the surgery, you get the anaesthesia and sleep.
Germany Has Its Bone Drilled, They put a Metal Hull to keep it in place, you are waking up, and the surgery is complete.
Either Rehab in the Hospital or At Home, You Choose. We Need a Wheelchair. or just use cruches or something
*yeets him out of the house* nope we not haveing that in here *cleans the house*
welp, oh well. *wakes up Nazi* hey baby. you've been asleep for 5ish hours,
Germany, We Are going home, Lets go to the car, *puts you in le wheelchair* and sends you home, we are in le house
*after he is waiting for Nazi to wake up he het a huge raw steak for ussr* here bro take ths-
*We arrive home* bonjour nazi and usa, we are back from le hospital.
thanks for cleaning it nazi i appreciate it, imma go choose another room.
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and i wouldnt call him a dog if i were you. i learned my lesson once and never again-
THAT DOSENT MEAN YOU CAN TAKE A BIG ASS INFICES ON THE WORD ASS SHIT IN HIS BED
And Nazi I may screw myself sometimes but I don't shit on people's beds!
dreams about flying baguettes... dreams about... uh.. USSRS SHIT?? nvm put that aside, back to dreaming of guilloti- baguette honhon mon ami
UH tmi but he has a point, he may be a dick sometimes but he is respectful when he is sober-
dreams about my hat, them glorious bonaparte hat, he sucked but the hats are nice. *flashback of being broke and 100 year war*
((( HAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWBEUHJKHWSHSSHSHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAH))
*wakes up fully by nazi going nuts and searches why the hell he is screaming*
*gets out of my room* what was that noise, i thought i heard something, why are you of laughings le yawn
bro you need to be careful of where you just had surgery *picks you up and puts you on the bed*
what the **** how do you hear my dreams, are you mind reading, dont be like the ussr i am as of confused.
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*France Makes le brekfast, i made french toast, we didnt steal it from le belgians ;)
((i depend on energy to be alive i dont have a single braincells help me
Bleh I try to have me time and I narrowly avoided being embarrassed even more
S-SHUT THE HELL UP!! you have no room to talk bc ik ur submissive to Cat. yea, you aint s l i c k
is that why you just HAD to follow them to their therapy class? bc they can K I L L you? yea i aint that dumb
sure! *orders everything the same as last time* aight there! ^^ *smiles at you*
And it's good to protect the ones above you and I literally had nothing better to do
*smiles back* wait we have never been on a date so do you want to go on a date with me
*insert nasty boi sounds and things cause he alone for sure this time*
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*gets out of the shower* oof *walks into my bedroom with out you noticing and falls asleep*
oh well imma go find nazi bc i dont hear the water running anymore- *goes and searches for nazi*
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oh, there he is *kisses him on the top of his head and proceeds to get ready*
*he stops purring* *wakes up* oh i fell asleep again *get ready for the date*
yep *you see him dressed in a long blue trench coat and a white scarf*
ok, but i have to wait on nazi you little rat excuse for a ussr
Yea yea go have fun on your date already *pushes them out the front door*
pfff ha okay lets go *takes her by the hand and brings her too the car* okay to the park *drives to the park*
*looking around, she sees almost no one* hey, where is everyone at??
oh, ok! but how come i never realized this place is so pretty??
*you see cherry trees all around you the petals falling* you look very beautiful tonight *he smiles at you sweetly*
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what made you choose here of all the places we could've went???
ah, ok! *Ame starts to watch as the sky fades from orange into a purple then all the way into the dark, starry sky*
idk i tried to be descriptive lol))
((okay)) *last for a few seconds* *breaks the kiss* oh im sorry! i just-
yeah *before they could get to the car some guy dressed in black grabs ame*
robber* give me your money or the girl gets it
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Eh I'm bored now hmm let's try this *le poof and reappear in the kitchen*
*the man trys to grab her again but nazi punches him in the face the man trys to fire a gun at ame* NO *insert gun shot noise you realist ed that your not dead and something is covering you
huh? i got shot, but there is no pain anywhere, wth is on top of me-
*you see nazi on top of you you notice the bullet his wings?* AHHHHHHH!!!
YO WTF WHAT ARE THOSE ARE YOU OK?!?!?!?! *Ame gets up with a seriously pissed look on her face. she snatches the gun from the man and shoots the man until the magazine is empty*
OK LETS GET HOME NOW *rushes Nazi home and patches up his wing thingie*
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ok, this m i g h t sting- *pours rubbing alcohol on a rag and dabs at the wound lightly*
HE GOT ****ING SHOT AND IS HURTING. YOU EXPECT ME TO STOP? WELL YOUR WRONG BC IM NOT
hey, its ok. ussr can heal it faster than anything made by man just rela and focus on me ok nazi??
Okey Nazi this might hurt a bit *he bit and pulled off some of the feathers*
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH *he bared his sharp teeth*
*he could not help it* COVER YOUR EARS AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH *he fainted from the pain*
ok, THANK YOU for answering that time. but why do u have to care for him?
And people can do crazy things when they are in pain and he might try to bite something or someone
i can handle being biten, i have been bitten before *refers to leg* and i can control him i promise-
SO WHAT- I CAN USE HEATED BLANKETS im not going to give up on this-
Just let me do it and i would've killed you that day if I didn't feel bad for you
oh well. at least i wouldn't've had to watch my BOYFRIEND SUFFER BECAUSE OF ME-
yea, why dont you just kill me now so i dont have do this anymore. c'mon, kill me.
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YES I ****ING DID! I CAUSE ALMOST EVERYTHING THAT HAPPENS!! YOU CANT TELL ME OTHERWISE!!!
((if one of you don't decied i will pick one of yout to takecare of me))
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snarl and snap at me all you want but it was my fault then and its my fault now-
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then you would take care of nazi and there would be no more of me blaming myself so its a win win-
*he wakes up his eyes red* *he grabs his knife and stabs it to ussr*
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PLEASE JUST LET ME ****ING DIE USSR! IT'LL JUST BE ONE LESS PAIN IN THE ASS-
*le pins Nazi down* stop now before I rip those precious wings of yours off
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nazi just stop, theres no point- he is stronger than everyone in this room combined-
*he was still punching you* YOU HURT HER YOU HURT HER YOU HURT HER!!!
Fine then you asked for this *oh **** he grabbed them wings and bit them*
uh, nazi please chill. focus on me ok? ussrs spit is healing the wound, so im ok-
USSR GODAMNIT IF YOU HURT HIM ONE MORE TIME I WILL GRAB A KNIFE AND STAB THE SPOT YOU BIT-
*he stopped moveing and stared to scream because his wings were getting ripped off*
*he layed there* n no d don't d do i it *he was losing a lot of blood*
*he growls at him* your not ****ing me *wraps a banged around ame neck*
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*he go jump onto Roman Empire* I have heard so many stories tell me are they true?
*she was starting to get lightheaded bc of blood loss* y-your wing are gone, are you ok?
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you need a doctor tho. i will be fine. last time ussr went rabid like this, he killed no one but almost killed one person with the same bite as me-
DAMNIT STOP IT! PLEASE USSR PLEASE STOP!!!! you damn rabid dog-
MAYBE I WAS RIGHT THE FIRST TIME! YOU AR A RABID DOG AND NEED TO BE PUT IN THE POUND!!!
NO I AINT GOIN NOWHERE! USSR YOU ****ER YOU NEED TO GE TAMED YOU WILD ASS RABID DOG
**** WHY STOP!!! THATS IT, GIVE ME THAT GUN NOW! EITHER GIVE IT OR SHOOT ME!
SCREW IT! *ame grabs the same knife she stabbed herself with ad started stabbing ussr* PLEASE LEAVE NAZI ALONE JUST USE ME AS YOU KILL TOY I DONT CARE JUST DONT HURT HIM!!!
*he was still shooting it at ussr* DIE YOU BASTERD *his eyes where full of tears*
***** YOU ARE SUCH AS ASSHOLE!!! *starts stabbing ussr again* JUST LET HIM GO!!
i'm back.
Sorry, i have Happends With Just Heart of iron 2 darkest hour playing Romania "1947 Year" lol
WHY DIDNT YOU RUN?!?! I WANTED YOU TO GET HELP BUT YOU JUST STOOD THERE, FROZEN!!!
Romanian Empire: oh shit, i hate nazi Just i have 20000 Army
Romanian Empire: i help u ussr i'm Power
WHAT ASSHOLES! VERY SADISTIC AND BLOODCRAVERS. THIS IS WHY NO ONE LIKES YOU GUYS!!!!
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*his wings are now full grown* YOU WILL P A Y *he grabs ussr and lifts him in the air*
please just let him go. i will let you torture without objection, only if you let him go
Revolution: NO COMMUNISM IS NAZI REVOLUTION
Soviet Romanian: oh shit, sorry ussr i have Revolution war
*he throws him from 10000000 feet in the air* ***** *flys over to ame heals her and picks her up and flys away
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nazi, he will just find us again no matter where we go. you cant lose to him
btw i am pretty sure he lands on his feet no matter the height if im not mistaken-
when the Red Wolf is pissed, he gets what he wants. and if thats your death then thats what is gonna happen
well you should bc i thinks its our deaths! why didnt we just stay instead of making things complicated-
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oop i basically kinda did too, if you think abt it. my brain just decided to d i e and make me sleep until 10am))
yea. it was the most sleep i'd gotten in like a month, i typically get 1-2 hours at max 3 everynight))