im so bored

why am i so edgy like oh woohoo its time to dye my hair black and own blades for their unintended purposes and listen to joy division and be on antidepressants literally what the **** thats so embarrassing

guess what time it is

4:45 and i called in sick from work which is not entirely untrue (i feel like im about to collapse or like have a seizure or like drop dead but i am being very dramatic ablht it)

no send me picture of what it looks like for you

because if i recall correctly it is different on android than apple and maybe you have the apple one now idk

oh my god i actually understand this one

mr ruinnlike clint ruin you briefly mentioned him and then scraping foetus off the wheel

this is insane i didnt know i could do that

OH MY GOSH 😁😁😁😁😁😁

trult