A wasp layed eggs inside a girl. The eggs hatched and ate the girl from the inside out. The End.

I was hungry so I went to the kitchen to grab a snack. When I walked over to the fridge I realized there was no food in it.

i stepped on my dogs tail by accident, obviously i said sorry. what was strange is 2 minutes later i realized i heard "its alright"

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I screamed wtf so loud so the whole house could here I needed to know who put the muffins in the freezer

Someone forgot to turn off the bathroom lights. I live alone

the toilet seat was warm when i went to pee i live alone

Who takes a shit in the toilet. And doesn't flush, Disgustang.

i killed a few people in the book i'm writing. it will spice things up it the autobiography.

I was in a car accident with my sister, but I woke up mostly fine and walked to the hospital waiting room. I was waiting with some family when the doctor came in and told my wife “they’re both dead.”

surprising me, my friend suddenly sat up and smiled at me, saying “Hi, Samantha.” “IS ANYBODY ELSE SEEING THIS!?” i shouted, disturbed; she was supposed to have died two weeks ago.

i am alone and the lights flicker.. is it my brother?

I walked down the hallway, and my dog came and licked my leg, begging for food as she did every morning. My dog died 3 years ago.

I hang out with Russia. She talks about a cat making mice babies And shoving larva up their asses.