i know but i bet i can flirt with you better

yea nothing but you hot stuff look like a treat

lmao theres no point in having a flirt battle with ussr bc he is the master flirt-

haha yep

lmfao-

Hah, sure! @Ussr, and canada

Both of you guys are horrible at flirting

well, u can do it that way, but ussr can do it the real homey, maybe YOU have no idea what ur getting urself into-

but ussr is amazing at it ngl, i have witnessed it-

Prove it

ok, ussr? have at it-

bro imma have to find the anim tho

._.

where he major league flirts

okey *turns to SatanTheDevil* so miss what are you doing here hm?

all alone?~

Being suspicious

oh shut is velvet cake

._.

but anyways why are you here little puppy~ especially around the red wolf?~

HAHAHAHA LMAOOO

haha and i said to him back you wish you could **** me

holy ****

REEEEE

ah good don't want them to see me blushing at them

good at least no one will miss the red wolf when he is gone

and they shouldn't if they knew how much blood has been on these p a w s

aww Russian Empire would agree with you

arf arf

HA this is amusing

Horrible flirting LOL

ah good you don't want to know me as a foe Mr. I didn't get independence until 1982 yea I know about that

aww i mean I'm not the nicest type of guy

yea know that why do you think i keep talking?

I don't brush them I am a wolf I chew on sticks and bones to clean my teeth

how could they if they never got the chance to actually talk to me and Germany likes me ^vv^

aww at least people pay to see me and I am not one to be able to act calm in a cage so people will be happy to see a large animal acting like the bloodthirsty animal I am

*finally a confused USSR*

I do not care about capitalists and their debates

smart enough not to care

what the **** is going on-

wft if going on here? i thought u guys were flirting- and btw i like ussr, along with germany and @rusty-noodles

don't make things up nada a string of hair would break even trying to do so

ew wtf babysitter

what?

AAAA I FIND THIS HILARIOUS, BUT NO OFFENSE IMMA SIDE WITH USSR BC IK THEM BETTER AAAA I AM SO SORRY

you were supposed to take care of me and buy me ice-ream

but you came here to flirt instead >>>;(((

No I think nada needs someone to care about him more than I do

why? can i not care abt u?

look Germany is supposed to get you ice cream not me

oof

i can take care of myself

**** ok now ima go eat pigeons with Canada :))

well i can still care abt u tho- uwu

i want some pigeons-

o-o

no **** off canadas upset ima eat with him >:(((

NOOOOOO I AM SORRY CANADAAAA AAAAA PLS NOOOOO

now leave the red wolf alone

nu, u need to be l o v e d

why don't you give ****in love to Canada as well? >:((

I DOOOOOOO *gives canada a platonic kiss and then hugs them* ily nada

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