Your best friend(and roomate) Hallow came home late at night, intoxicated as f*ck. She literally can't even tell the time! Would you help her, or try and help... In a different way?

I will- h o p e f u l l y

Oooooo, ok. You start)

No- this is a wwyd- Like a roleplay- But here *gives (insert alcoholic beverage)*)

oof-)

Hallow: The f*ck?

yee

(aight) Hallow: Ohhh, hello Ra- *hic* -Radio. Howws it been herre?

Hallow: Weellll, while you wer- *hic* -were cleaning up here, I got to ha- *hic* -ve a little funnnn!

Hallow: Ohhh, just a littllleee wh- *hic* whiskeyyyyy?

Hallow: Mayyyyybbeeeeee

Hallow: nooooooo, not th- *hic* -the needleeee!

(what's rq? .-.)

(Oh, ok. GUESS I'M MAKING A SPECIES RIGHT OUT ON THE SPOT- She's a Shadowling.)

Hallow: noooooooo

Hallow: *winces from the pain, biting her lip to stop herself from yelling*

Hallow: Take a b-*hic* -break from what? *she is slowly regaining soberness*

Hallow: Welllll, you know how life g- *hic* -get's sometimes...

Hallow: Moderation, Smodera- *hic* -tion. I don't really care.

Hallow: hhrgggghh *she sits on the couch reluctantly, sinking into the cushions*

Hallow: *sighs* I just wanted to drink the night away, ok?

Hallow: hrrrggrhhh

(Aight)

Hallow: *literally breaks the coat hanger by trying to lean on it for support*

Hallow: Yeahhhh, you know meeee *hic*

Hallow: *reluctantly sitting on the couch, slouching against the cushions*

Hallow: I don't wanna t- *hic* -take pilllllsssss