I want you to fart in your hand and eat it like a sandwich

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Yes, I am a nerd Bookworm, I'm studious From my cerebral cortex to my gluteus Back in kindergarten I aced my college entrance exam Now, I'm no rocket scientist Oh wait, I am When I pour my Alpha-bits, I get nothing but straight A's My retainer and headgear connect to a back brace I've got a pocket protector, protector, protector I broke my glasses on purpose so I could tape 'em together Run back to Reddit and type stuff no one will see You're a geek, that means you're just a hipster wannabe That's right, I'm a geek I've got brains and a personality I wear my glasses sincerely And my T-shirts ironically There're some things you can't learn in a class Or else I'd sign you up for "Intro to how not to be a social outcast" You're just so early 2013 I was the cool form of uncool before uncool became a thing I use an app to pair pork with the perfect Bordeaux Too bad there's no app to neutralize your B.O. While you're lost in Second Life letting your fingernails grow long I'll be syncing up my

Why is an orange called an orange but an apple isnt called red? aaahhhh I can’t take it anymore! Eating a burger with no honey mustard Eating a burger with no honey mustard Eating a burger with no honey mustard Eating a burger with no honey mustard Eating a burger with no honey mustard Eating a burger with no honey mustard Eating a burger with no honey mustard

Hey this is Milton from Milton & His Opinions!

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