*gEtS a pApErcUt*
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Cottoncandykitty 
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09.11.2018
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drangle
09.11.2018 01:40
Linkthe last papercut I had was that I was in third grade the cut was 3 inches long XD
Cottoncandykitty[OP]
09.11.2018 01:40
LinkOh my goodness
Im ****in exited rn
My sister was baking a cake and had Rocco bring up a tub of ice for me
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Oh hey babe you wanna hear two funny stories from school today?
Okay lol
So the first one is I started this trend in school where we all say "smoke a roach" to people when we want them to calm down
So our teacher like got super angry at my friend and he looked him in the eye, stood up and said "smoke a roach"
He is
And for the second story
my personal favorite
So their is a fat kid named Cameron that we all make fun of for being gay (tho he claims not to be) so my friend dabian set a pack of smarties on his seat as a joke about being gay and not noticing it or whatever
So anyway he sits on it, crushes it, then gets up, he has no powder on him cuz it all stayed in the wrapper
So dabian said to my other friend Chris hed give him twenty bucks if he snorted the whole thing of smarties right there
And he almost died
Imagine all that powder in his lungs
We call him sugar breath now
We're normally more mature then that, given kids at my school puff on juuls not smarties
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My tablets out to ruin our relationship I swear
You should see some of the things it autocorrects too XD
Like for instance everytime I type love the first thing it suggests is shoot XD
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https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=cwQgjq0mCdE
Just play this at my funeral
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I will fall asleep eventually
I go on drawn at school anyway at around 7:40 my time (6:40 for you) so you really don't have to wake up then
did you ever think that
the entirety of scooby doo could be one long acid trip that shaggy's experiencing
and one day he snaps out of it, and Fred doesn't exist
Velma ODed on heroin
Daphne became a prostitute
and Scooby was taken away to a humane society, and also can't talk
sorry i think of crazy stuff like that
I guess so
But why does it have to be shaggy hmm?
Maybe the whole him being the druggie is to throw us off
Pot isn't nessicarily gonna make him a druggie
Idk man, Fred pretty sketchy to me
I'v completely removed anything i could find inside him
and gave it to the devil
WTF do paper cuts hurt!
You can hamburger your knee, but a paper cut still hurts worse!