Skin, fillet and chop the small humanl. Start your coffee maker, grease the heater and place the pieces of your human onto it. Fry it until it is cooked thoroughly and tender, it will take about an hour (it depends on what cut of meat you're using and how fresh it is). Remove the meat and wipe the heater. This has been cooking with Siren Head, tune in next Saturday at 8 for more meals!