I had to retype `wtf` 5 times.

Jack: `` IT'S A SCAM, **** YOU ``

Jack: `` n o . ``

Jack: `` WHY NOT HAM SHE LITERALLY HAS BIGGER BREASTS ``

Jack: `` I DO N O T ``

*Jack SHOVES HIS HAND into shade's mouth--* Jack: `` please bite me ``

Jack: `` I really just want to bleed :D ``

*Jack just shoves c h a l k into shade's mouth and walks away--*

*Jack is s p e e d i n g away--*

Jack: `` Somewhere now M O V E `` *Jack pulls out his sword--*

*Jack put his sword up to shades throat, almost touching it--* Jack: `` This is important. move. ``

*Jack is S O confused right now--*

*Jack cuts shade's throat a little--*

Jack: `` Dude, I' not kidding- I need to go to work--``

Jack: `` None of your ****ing business but it's very ****ing serious. now move. ``

Jack: `` I have to fight people for entertainment and retrieve their souls afterward so my boss doesnt get upset. ``

Jack: `` I'm fine on my own. I don't want people getting in the way of my work. ``

Jack: `` now please m o v e . ``

*Jack pats him and r u n s + jumps into a ****ing H O L E * Jack: `` see ya. ``

*Ham just appears out of nowhere*

Ham: `` y o . ``

Ham: `` I was climbing trees lol ``

Ham: `` Did Jack really have the AUDACITY to call my tits bigger? ``

Ham: `` The ****. ``

Ham: `` Jack doesn't like sex lol. ``

Ham: `` Hesaidimakeshimsicktothestomch,though. ``

Ham: `` ,,,OH MY ****ING GOD I KNEW IT HAHAHAH``

Ham: ` You guys had sex pffffft-- ``

Ham: `` nah he'll just go cause some trouble elsewhere like he usually does. ``

Ham: `` I know Jack better than anyone in ****ing existence. ``

Ham: `` Because it's t r u e . ``

Ham: `` He stabbed himself once. ``

Ham: `` Y'know how he said he doesn't talk to sorrow and joyful often-? ``

Ham: `` Sorrow kinda- took control of Jack's mind and body and Jack thought that if he killed himself thn Joyful would either die with him or leave--``

*JOYFULNOTSORROW***) Ham: `` Y-YEAH--- ``

Ham: `` Sorrow's the least threatful unless you make him genuinely upset or make him snap-- ``

Ham: `` It takes alot to make him snap but I've done it once and oh my ****ing god he set an entire continent on fire without warning-- ``

Ham: `` y e a h . But it's okay, Joyful's way worse. ``

Ham: `` duh. ``

Ham: `` Soon. Why? ``

*Ham looks over at the hole and jack casually comes out covered in cuts and bruises--* Jack: `` Okay finally done. `` Ham: `` yooooo, you look sick dude. ``

*VERY CONFUSED JACK SOUNDS--* Jack: `` HAM DID YOU TELL HIM TO DO THIS??? `` Ham: `` I wish. ``

Ham: `` Jaaaaaaaacckkkkyyyyy, I know what you did with Shade :)))) `` Jack: `` I'm going to ****ing kill you again if you say 'Jacky" one more ****ing time. ``

Jack: `` thank you I guess- `` Ham: `` JACKY >:D `` *Jack just pulls out his sword and Ham starts running, with Jack right behind her--*

*Jack casually S T A B S H E R and she d i e s - * Jack: `` Finally. ``

Jack: `` Considering how she is, she's fine,,,Unless my sword decides to turn her insides into Crystals, fire, or water but whatever. ``

Jack: `` 18 kills in one day. nice. ``

*Jack just takes out a bottle of water and casually drinks some--*

*Jack shrugged and Ham just wakes up, completely fine, stand up, and slaps Jack across the face-* Jack: `` wtf. `` Ham: `` Thanks to you I had to make another deal >:( ``

Ham: `` I died so I had to make a deal with satan. AGAIN. `` Jack: `` Noob. ``

Ham: `` shut up it's not like I sat on satans lap. `` Jack: `` that is oddly specific. `` Ham: `` but- it's not??? ``