ru familiar with. dr catboy or not. this iz important

read this first nn lmk when ur done coz theyr VERY important 2 what im going 2 talk about

OK SO!!!!! im gunnaaa list what pronounz i'll b uzing for each character 2 make stuff eazier 2 understand Mona: they/them Hyacinth: She/her (this character haz no full name yet but we'll call him grevg coz thatz hiz middle name): he/him felix: xe/xem

so THIS IZ JUST AN AU OF THE MAIN STORY but i am VERY hyperfixated so. mona iz this big bad evil lady who runz a secret organization that doeznt rly matter all 2 much. they findz out about felix'z potential and go Wow haha. xyr stupid but xyr skill iz decent. and so they fake-hire felix and make xem do "missionz" that are really just. testz to see if xyr too stupid to ACTUALLY hire. and this iz where it splitz off into different branchez/auz. but none of thoze matter coz we're gunna be talking about characterz OTHER than felix rn but xe WILL come back later

hyacinth iz a surgeon and also mona'z (ex)wife. shez cool i love herr. uuhj shez also working for mona i think. just experimental semi mad scientist type shit. but for the most part shez normal and not evil. grevg iz also working for mona nd he hatez hy becauze he thinkz shez getting special treatment for being married 2 the boss or smthn.

mona iz uuuuh. doing rly ****ed up shit. like having some of their workerz kill and experiment on innocent ppl and theyre threatening thoze workerz if they refuze 2. nd theyre trying to cover it all up but hy endz up finding out and she divorcez mona and triez to expoze her later on. grevg findz out they got a divorce nd hy tellz him what happened and word goez around and they all want 2 expoze mona. felix endz up finding out why xe got hired and why xe got sent on pointless jobz and that combined with the information spread around earlier umm!!!! xe meet up with hy and grevg and they plot to kill mona lol. grevg and felix are evil but in a cartoonish way not like mona so theyre the technical good guyz here.

im gonna end it here i think!!! therez not too much left of the story nd im just wayy 2 sleepy 2 keep typing :(