The Battle of The Century
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Finish the sentence ;w;
117 comments
HoomanBean[OP]
27.01.2020 02:38
Link3 uploads in one day
I'm proud ;')
HoomanBean[OP]
27.01.2020 02:42
LinkI absolutely HATE the proportion of the hand ;_;
HoomanBean[OP]
27.01.2020 02:51
LinkSomeone give me some chicken wings-
I must be rewarded for posting 𝟯 𝘁𝗶𝗺𝗲𝘀 in only a 𝗱𝗮𝘆 :)
-HappyPhobia-
27.01.2020 02:58
Link*Gib chikin wings* also fries :3
HoomanBean[OP]
27.01.2020 03:01
Link;0000 Le thanks for food
x3 nuzzles, pounces on you, uwu you so warm (Ooh)
Couldn't help but notice your bulge from across the floor
Nuzzles your necky wecky-tilde murr-tilde, hehe
Unzips your baggy ass pants, oof baby you so musky
Take me home, pet me, and make me yours and don't forget to stuff me
See me wag my widdle baby tail all for your buldgy-wuldgy
Kissies and lickies your neck
I hope daddy likies
Nuzzles and wuzzles your chest (Yuh)
I be (Yeah) gettin’ thirsty
Hey, I got a little itch, you think you can help me?
Only seven inches long, uwu, please adopt me
Paws on your buldge as I lick my lips (UwU, punish me please)
'Bout to hit 'em with this furry shit (He don't see it comin')
I saw a humorous photograph,
I couldn't smile I couldn't laugh,
I talked to a pretty girl,
But my heart it did not stir,
I read a book of poetry,
On the way to the zoo,
Where I saw six birds in a tree,
But they, they would not sing,
Because,
I'm Dead Inside
I'm Dead Inside
I'm Dead Inside
I'm Dead Inside
I just want to let you know, you're a stupid ****ing cunt
Go ahead and run your mouth, pussy, I don't give a ****
You're a stupid piece of shit, you're a stupid ****ing *****
Get the **** up off my dick, get the **** up off my dick, like
Please end your ****ing life, please end your ****ing life
I really gotta emphasise, no one cares if you're alive
You're a ****ing *****-hole, grab a dick and eat it whole
I need to know if you were dropped when you were just a fetus though
You're so ****ing ugly and your face is ****ing foul, jeez
You're so ****ing loud, can you shut your ****ing mouth, can you
Shut the **** up
You're a ****ing cunt
Shut the **** up
You're a stupid cunt, suck my dick
Shut the **** up
Stop being a ****ing cunt
Shut the **** up
Nobody even wants you here
Close your ****ing mouth, you're just really ****ing dense
If you hate me, why you talking? You don't make no ****ing sense
Got a sad life, sad life, go to ****ing hell
Are you stupid or disabled, man, I can't ****ing tell
You're a ****ing dumb shit, you don't even run shit
Get the **** up out of my face and go to hell and eat a dick
Come and catch these hands, boy
Come and match these bands, boy
I'm not crazy, I just do it all because I can, boy
I hope you ****ing die in a high-speed car crash
I hope you ****ing fall head-first and get your neck cracked
I hope you have some beautiful children that die from cancer
I hope you catch Zika when your wife gets pregnant
I hope you win the lottery and die the next day
And your daughter has to see you getting lowered in your grave
let me introduce you to the earthworm sally theme song.
it’s earthworm sally
carrying diseases from florida to cali
florida to cali
from florida to cali
earth worm sally
flying through the air
i’m an earth worm but i don’t really care
i’m a barber, i’ll do your hair
it’s earth worm sally
carrying diseases from
florida to cali
florida to cali
from florida to cali
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Poo poo, pee pee, ***** and vagina
Women with dicks and weak men with vaginas
So ****ing delicate like mommy's fine china
If you have complaints please wait your turn and line up
I got a message for these little fags trynna
Be a mommy's boy and a teachers pet, pimple face, asswipe
Looking like they just had a gyne-cologist
Stick five fingers in your ass, no lube
So what'cha gonna do?
If you're number one, shove it up your ass and make it number 2 (Oh)
Ladies getting mad in the comments, and I'm hearing it
You think it was a typo with these red lines and periods
Ha ha no comma, *****es with their self esteem get out of the sauna
My shit lies in the sewers, closing the hatch
I only joke about diseases and reference that only you can catch
And if you think you're ****ing grown up
Keep breathing heavy with your keyboard and fedora
Hands around your dick with the kung-fu grip
Stroking back and forth to My Little Pony clips *****
Go outside and ride a bike or something
And get laughed at by kids to remind you that you are nothing
And then, get hit by every car or truck that ever passes
Your life flashes before your eyes, oh wait, it's your Google Glasses
Never mind faggot, just pick your ass up and take you to the closest sign faggot
I'm not done yet, you get up and you go home
Sit at your computer and open up Google Chrome
And then look at tutorials on how to hang yourself at home
And then you can hang yourself