So my lesbian (yes them being a lesbian is important) was reading a book and saw a giant cat. Now she loves cats so out loud without thinking it through said “ A GIANT CAT! I WANT TO RIDE IT!” . I was laughing and said “ oh you want to ride it huh?” And she’s like “yes!!” This went on for fifteen minutes I think before I explained she’s basically saying she wants to be railed by a woman with a giant kitty . She’s the same person who says shit like “I’m a good girl. I want to be put on a leash”…. We used to date :))