Me:dad you remember I killed a butterfly and you said no butter for a week Dad:mhmm Me:and I killed a honey bee and you said no honey for a week Dad:yeah? Me:well mom just killed a cockroach should I go break the news to her Dad* spits out coffee*

My mom: Why did you yell at your teacher today? Me: Wait last time I checked she was a police officer watching over all the prisoners o-o My sister: OOP- My brother: Oh gawd My mom: ***** WHAT!?