unicorns are not ur friends they're wrathful creatures who only love those pure of heart and that is a lie there is no person who is pure of heart all people must have bad to be good. The pure of heart is a lie it literally is only if you're ****ing nice to them because so many ****ing people attack them and try to kill them all the time [also inslave them] You literally just have to be nice to them because I'm very sure a lot of people were not nice at all to unicorns except for the virgin ladies that the unicorns would only trust because they would not hurt them.

Im ramblung dont worry Bout me

rainbow maned unicorns with horse tails, no beard, and are completely smooth are a byproduct of capitalism and are absolutely horrible and I hate them so much.