Get this man a table
33 comments
darklord334
27.09.2020 19:46
Link*suddenly the light turned off* wait why is it dark
Colterjh8[OP]
27.09.2020 19:47
Link🤔 they must be closing
darklord334
27.09.2020 19:48
Linkthe employee: the store is now closing please exit the building
Colterjh8[OP]
27.09.2020 19:50
LinkWE ARE
darklord334
27.09.2020 19:50
Linkummmmmmmm?
Colterjh8[OP]
27.09.2020 19:51
LinkWait where are the doors
darklord334
27.09.2020 19:51
Linkthe exit was just here *darklord scratched the wall*
Colterjh8[OP]
27.09.2020 19:51
Link*looks over* oh wait, look over there! There isn’t a pile of furniture
Colterjh8[OP]
27.09.2020 19:51
LinkIs*
darklord334
27.09.2020 19:52
Link*suddenly more employees showed up*
Colterjh8[OP]
27.09.2020 19:52
LinkLet’s go over there
Colterjh8[OP]
27.09.2020 19:52
LinkOh hey guys, where are the exits
darklord334
27.09.2020 19:52
Link*coming in all shapes and sizes*
Colterjh8[OP]
27.09.2020 19:53
LinkAH HECK. AH
Colterjh8[OP]
27.09.2020 19:53
Link*runs to pile of furniture*
Colterjh8[OP]
27.09.2020 19:53
LinkLET ME INNN
darklord334
27.09.2020 19:53
Linkall the employees spoke at once in a deep voice: the store is now closing please exit the building
Colterjh8[OP]
27.09.2020 19:54
LinkAHHHHH
Colterjh8[OP]
27.09.2020 19:54
LinkOPEN UP *the doors open*
Colterjh8[OP]
27.09.2020 19:54
LinkOh hey guys- wait
Colterjh8[OP]
27.09.2020 19:55
LinkWhat happened here
darklord334
27.09.2020 19:55
Linkwhat were those things
Colterjh8[OP]
27.09.2020 19:55
LinkSomeone: no time for explaining get a spear
Colterjh8[OP]
27.09.2020 19:56
LinkOk?
darklord334
27.09.2020 19:56
Link*darklord grabbed his staff of darkness*
Colterjh8[OP]
27.09.2020 19:56
Link*grabs spear* someone: GET THE EMPLOYEES me: why tho?
Colterjh8[OP]
27.09.2020 19:57
LinkSomeone: THIS ISN’T A NORMAL IKEA
darklord334
27.09.2020 19:58
Linkwhat?
Colterjh8[OP]
27.09.2020 19:58
LinkSomeone: these are aliens employees
darklord334
27.09.2020 19:58
Linki just came here for a table is that to much to asked
Colterjh8[OP]
27.09.2020 19:59
LinkIdk
Colterjh8[OP]
27.09.2020 19:59
LinkWait I gtg see ya later
darklord334
27.09.2020 19:59
Link*then darklord saw lightlord* bro y-your here to
lightlord: yep, welcome to scp 3008-1