im never taking Javon out in public again

I invited him to lagoon on my birthday like a week ago and he is a public embarrassment

he chickened out of like 6 rides and I forced him to ride cannibal with me and when we got off he was yelling "I FEAR NOTHING!! I HAVE A COLORBLIND FRIEND THAT WILL LAUGH IF I BLEED OUT AND DIE CAUSE IT LOOKS LIKE DIARRHEA!!!" and I just pretended I didn't know him

and then he made fun of me for not wanting to get in the water and ride a waterslide no he chickened out of riding colossus fr water sucks I refuse to go swimming

and if he did bleed out and die I would NOT laugh