Damn.

you know when you and that e-girl you fancied actually make it and hook up but you live in different cities and shit, yeah that was chill and dating some sort of girl creature is nice but you know when you've endured weeks of "would you love me if i was a lamp " and "please mod my stream please mod my stream please mod my stream" and "spit in my mouth" messages and you go to her place for date weekend and the smell just hits you like a wall when you open the door. homegirl got that reek, that no shower november, that cheap vodka and mcdonalds sweat vibe. That thank god you can't smell me thru twitch kinda beat and you find her huddled in her cave watching whetever chinese cartoon is on the meme this week and before she gets at you with that "daddy i'm not dirty I'm just based and lainpilled" you drag her scrawny lil ass to the shower, she's passed grimes and moved onto mud and baby you're a gas station powerwasher. There's no use resisting, you're filled with the concerned rage of a diappointed parent. You ai