Basically what happened was I was sitting at the park with my dog, right? Anyway, my dog is a huge doberman and she isn't too fond of strangers. This guy walks past me for i'm guessing baseball practice because she had a baseball bat. He walks right by my doberman, and she bites his pant leg. I was p a n i c i n g. The guy was kicking my doberman, yelling "OFF" but she held on. Eventually, part of his pant leg was ripped right off him. Now i'm thinking: "Well SHOOT" I changed the word for you kiddos out there He glares at me, saying how expensive those pants were. I told him he shouldn't be wearing expensive clothing for playing sports. Eventually we got into a huge fight. I said one thing. One last thing. That must have made him snap because what he did next was... well- Okay he lifted his bat and hit me in the head with it. Don't worry guys, i'm fine. The guy was sued and i'm feeling a little better.