can I pat him..

*pat pat pat pat pat*

fluffy hair.

so fluffy.. w a h .

(I'd say greg or something cuz it sounds casual) Ozzy: why do you look amazing like literally...

Ozzy: yea!!! *pat pat pat* ( C : )

Ozzy: w a i t a r e y o u d a n g e r o u s ? (marlin is babey)

Ozzy: p l e a s e d o n ' t h u r t m e , t h e n .

Ozzy: omg yay! :D *more patz for greg lol*

Ozzy: wait I gotta get the aggressive dude rq. *Ozzy just zooms away, and comes back with vO while he's unconscious lol*

Ozzy: okay more pats for you. *Ozzy continuously pats Greg lol*

(I got huge anxiety when you said "shy" cuz that's what people call me in school but then I realized you don't f*cking go to my school) Ozzy: :)

( s h y t r a n s g u y ) Ozzy: ???

(my mood) Ozzy: then sleep.

*pat pat*

Ozzy: s h u t u p you're going to wake h i m u p >:(

Ozzy: v O w i l l . *Ozzy kicks vO awake* vO: o w -

vO: f*ck ok I guess Ozzy: : )

vO: do.. wAit I gotta fix THAT THING-??? DUDE I WORK AT A MEAT STORE HOW DO YOU EXPECT ME TO FIX THAT

vO: f i n e . *vO just grabs random stuff and then stares at marlin awkwardly* vO: ....👀💦

*vO just starts fixing marlin with occasional ✨ t i c s ✨ * (if u dunno what those are I can explain them)

(yea.) *vO casually did a crappy job on fixing marlin lol*

*vO walks out awkwardly lol* (funfact even though nobody cares nor asked: I have tics <3)

*vO sits down next to ozzy and ozzy is just P URRING* vO: stop purring you uh... c a t . Ozzy: you literally have a shark tail and fins you can't be talking. (they're not that bad. usually only happens at dinner and it's usually only my head.)

*ozzy and vO are slightly arguing with eachother lmao* ( They're not that bad when it comes to me. )

Ozzy: oh you're awake. hi :D vO: wait who are you??? also where am I, I should be at my counter selling sh!t.

vO: .... Ozzy I don't want to be here. Ozzy: shut up you're staying here. Also I like your name! I'm Ozzy and this is my big brother, vO!!!

*vO just growled a little* Ozzy: he's a little grumpy but I assure you he couldn't nor would hurt you.

*vO hissez* Ozzy: stop being such a baby vO.

*vO mAkEs A gRuMpY hUfF.* vO: I hate you both. Ozzy: :,D

vO: >:( Ozzy: vO be nice or I'll take away everything you own. vO: You know I don't f*cking own anything, I literally live in a store. The only things I own are c l o t h e s . Ozzy: oh. okay. *Ozzy bonks vO and he h i s s e z *

vO: n o . . . *vO is just constantly growling* Ozzy: vO pls your pay is literally so low vO: I don't c a r e .

*aaaannnnndddd vO and Ozzy start arguing with eachother again*

Ozzy: no wait come back I'll stop arguing :( *Sad ozzy*

Ozzy: oh ok pls come back tho I dont wanna be here in a place I'm not familiar with.

Ozzy: yay :D

*Ozzy patiently waits like a good boye*

Ozzy: w h o d i d i t *Ozzy takes out a g u n *

Ozzy: w h e r e h e a t

*Ozzy z o o m s t h e r e * vO: welp. guess he's gunna go assassinate someone today.

vO: y e a - this is why you can't trust him. *Ozzy is rapidly banging on the door lol*

*Ozzy opens the door and points his gun at him* Ozzy: WHY DID YOU YELL AT MY FRIEND

Ozzy: oh ok *CASUALLY PUTS IT DOWN LMAOAOAOOAO*

Ozzy: why is that a problem

Ozzy: oh. well then ignore the fact I'm a demon and ignore my brothers shark features.

Ozzy: ehhhh more like I'm just here cuz my dad works here and I saw greg so yeah.

Ozzy: okay have a good day. *FUCXKCING WALKS BACK TO GREG AND VO*

Ozzy: I didn't get to kill him cuz he told me to put the gun down. vO: y o u ' r e l i t e r a l l y s o d u m b o m g

vO: why am I in a family of literal morons...? *s i g h . * Ozzy: :D

Ozzy: jack. vO: mhm...

vO: Don't worry, we're all adopted. he has s i x k i d s .

vO: kinda. only been here once, escaped, and took almost 95% over a s t o r e .

vO: -.___-.

vO: ... o o p s (lmaoaooaoasowosdoafsj)

vO: I did that Ozzy: wtf

*MORE ARGUING-*

Ozzy: WHY DID YOU DO THAT vO: YOU TOLD THEM I COULD FIX HIM!!!!

Ozzy: greg vO messed up on fixing ur robot! vO: cuz ozzy forced me to!

vO: n o p a t t i n g or I will BITE YOUR FACE OFF (<-- nah he can't do that) Ozzy: whose robot then-?

vO: h u h . weird.

vO: okay I'm hungry, are there any gummies here?? Ozzy: since when did you like gummies vO: since I took over the store and found a gummy section there.

vO: what kind of chips?

vO: guess I'll just eat my own tail Ozzy: e w .

*vO casually takes out a small pocket knife and chops a little chunk of his tail off..... and then e a t s i t * Ozzy: ewwwww!!! ewewewew why would you do that.

vO: what? it grows back.

vO: ? ? ?

vO: it's not that big of a deal-- it really doesn't hurt-- *cough*thatmuch*cough-*

vO: how is it gross- this- my brain is-- kaput- now- agh I have a headache now.

vO: I'm sorry it was gross.

vO: :D

vO: ???? wuht.

*vO is just staying where he is and Ozzy just follows greg*

Ozzy: waittheylookfamiliaromg

Ozzy: HI OZZY THIS IS GREG AND YOU LOOK COOL!!!!

Ozzy: MHM

Ozzy: why are you in a c e l l you're literally a robot.

Ozzy: oHOK

Ozzy: :DDD

*very happy and hyper purring lol*

Ozzy: I have no idea!

Ozzy: o h .

Ozzy: greg should I tell him??? :(

(aight) Ozzy: you can't leave :(

Ozzy: I'm sorry.

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