hot water feels like fire ant biting you (my opinion)

I want to just turn it on without getting naked and have my cat lick the shower water as it's pouring down. I wish we could still do that.

I think "smooter than a baby's bottom" is a really weird compliment, like if i shaved my legs and someone said that, id cringe, i dont really wanna compare my shaven legs to a babys ass cherks. thats weird

Who thought about eating old solid milk(cheese) why did they have that just laying around

idk sometimes i just don't have a brain to think

wait whaaaat I posted a shower thoughts thing?????????????

the soap bottles like my insults that i would give to people

if you fold paper all the way to the moon, is it really heavy or is it the same weight as before

if extraordinary is the opposite of ordinary, why is it spelled "Extra - Ordinary?"