Lmao

SO I was walking to school and I threw a soccer ball at a kid in a wheel chair and called it rocket league

So there's this crusty musty dusty lemon juice kid who shit in the school bus (true story)

💅💅💅💅💅💅💅

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tjrmeng0oS4

I told a girl to text me when she got home......she must be homeless

One time when I was alone a stranger was talking to me and I looked at him in shock and whispered "....you can see me?...."

*insert funny text here*

my grandma just pulled out the obedience slipper oh no