chid u ok? UwU

and child if you stab me you have no idea of the things I'm able to do :3

would u like food?

*pulls out thicc pizza*I have weapons

UnU

*then pulls out a katana*I hAvE wEaPoNs

*then pulls ut coke and throws it at Dakota*

CoKe

UwU btw it is made out of solid metal and u can have it

*throws the katana too Dakota*Think fast!

UwU

Also, it has a free manga tag on it Idk why but it says buy a free manga with the tag on it but I have not used it ;-;

And child no need to worry its in its case UwU

I only throw sharp things with no covers on them too people I wanna kill- I mean people I hateeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

UwU

and child

boiiiiii is that a box- that case be looking like a brick- u need a new phoneeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee *yeets a case full of money at Dakota* the case is made with a pillow so child and go get a new phone! ur phone looks like it came from the 1800s-

I Don't want that phone in meh sighttt go get a new oneeeeeeeeeeee

GET AN IPHONE 11+ BEFORE I BRING OUT knives OR I BUY IT FOR YOUUUUU AND I PHONE SEVENSSSSSSSSSSSSS ARE TINYYYY

ALSO bc I have an iPhone 227823863282827+

;-;

*yeets Dakota a mac book poopoo* ATlEaSt AcCePt ThE mOnEy aNd LaPtOp

Frig

*calls all stores and buys eyeliner for child* child u are cool looking so le here

*drags le child outside of a truck full of things for child*

TAADAA

and I got u something special!

*brings le child a cake the shape of a scrunchie* do what u want with it

also bc i gtg soon!!!!!!!!11 I have jift

*places down the scrunchie cake and brings a gift box* Anything you imagine will be in here just don't wish for eyeliner bc I bought the whole country stock for u child-

*hands child le gift*

welp, nice meeting u child ^^

Be a safe child and i gtg ;w; also, I bought u goldfish

nice meeting u child but

peace im out!✌️

Aight ima head outtt

gn

Horror: oo something small and sharp! Make sure to aim for my heart!!

Horror: I'm not joking haha-

Horror: uwu