Dude walks by me with his shirt off and I was like, "Damn ***** you fine!" ..."****..." I'm not gay, guys, that ain't me I'm just comfortable with my sexuality So I can admit when I see a guy Who has a handsome face, and pretty eyes... And a rock hard chest, and ripplin' abs... (Yeahhh) And the tightest ass, and those sculpted calves... And those bulging quads, and the perfect bod... And oh, my God, take your pants off ...Uhhh... "**** it!" I'm so gay I'm ****in' gay I'm the dude wearin' nail polish yellin', "Heyyyy" I'm the dude at the party who'll grab your butt (That's me) And when you turn around and look at me, I'll be like "What?" Yeah! I'm gay (I'm gay) I'm hella gay I watch Zac Efron movies every Saturday And normal self-expression doesn't suit me, either That's why my degree is in musical theater I'm so gay, man

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