Wattersons: Here he comes, the vermin man, he's always ready with a trick, or a scam! [Granny Jo-Jo aggressively plays a soft guitar] Wattersons: with his one black eye and his pointed nose, and an outfit straight from 80's cop shows- he's a liar, and a rogue, and a sponger, and a thief! he'll take away your happiness and fill you full of grief~Here he comes, the vermin man, he's always ready with a trick, or a scam! [Granny Jo-Jo aggressively plays some kind of spring thingy] Wattersons: He's a no good husband, and a deadbeat dad! if he dissapeared for good, than we'd all be glad! His face is gross- his manner is rash! If you split him down the middle, all you'll find is trash (splitting open a rat pinata filled with trash) ~ Here he comes, the vermin man, he's always ready with a trick, or a scam! Frankie Watterson: ...where's the candy? Granny Jo-Jo: There isn't any. Just Garbage, to symbolize how rotten the vermin man is on the inside! [She begins aggressively playing a random violin] Wattersons: