What the **** is hoodwinked

im really hurt that you just said that to me i cant believe that you dont understand what hoodwinked means

im sorry babe

thank you for apologizing. So who is your wife and why did she leave you

I dont know her name I just left her in a basement after she failed to make me my 2nd lunch of the day

damn without her your going to starve

Literally!!!

sounds like you need to get a new wife