Adventure Time version of me:
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Draw Your Soul
Most relatable animation EVER
I need a break...
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Out of Ideas
boredom
by:
kiggle-snips 
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22.06.2020
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Glaciers
22.06.2020 17:20
LinkIf u pinch a nipple hard enough do u think it will pop off
Glaciers
22.06.2020 17:20
LinkAnd how so i stop my crap from splashing
kiggle-snips[OP]
22.06.2020 17:21
LinkRaymondo: ....
Hangman Jack: .......
shingekinokyojin
22.06.2020 17:21
LinkThis is the greatest question ever
Glaciers
22.06.2020 17:22
LinkAnswer the fwickty fwacty lickty slappty question
kiggle-snips[OP]
22.06.2020 17:24
LinkBoth: *just leave*
Hangman Jack: ... *picks up the knife and stabs ray in the arm* ..
Raymondo: OW-
Ray: can I just kill myself and get this over with....
Hangman Jack: hah no
Hangman Jack: *holds ray closer* **** you yah little brat
Raymondo: jack.. chill
* cough *
The only brat here is hitler and I think we can all agree on that.
Hangman Jack: don't be a smart ass-
Ray: *covered hj's mouth* ok that's enough
Ray: alright now you should probably leave before he gets even more mad-
are you both hot b****es?
I dare HJ to scare the ever loving Jesus out of u
Ray: *holds hj closer* I would never do that to him*
Hangman Jack: *relived but still scared af*
Ray: I'm not familiar with 80's and 90's horror movies
Hangman Jack: for 80's I'd have to say beetlejuice- and 90's.. definitely scream
Ray: ok nerd-
Oh believe me, y’all cute and I mean like, fellow horror nerd :D
FINALLY THANK YOU, I HAVE SAID THIS FOR TOO LONG I HAVE SEEN JASON HAVE HIS HEAD EXPLODE AND SURVIVED IT IN JASON X
Hangman Jack: uh yeah
a living corpse can defeat a psycho human no problem
Exactly everyone says that leatherface, all he has to do is his little chainsaw dance but what people don’t know is all Jason has to do is hack off all his limbs and cut his head off and he wins no chainsaw dance without any f***ing limbs
okay, army of darkness Ash williams or I still know what you did last summer Ben Willis
Ash Williams, from Evil Dead, the guy with a chainsaw hand and a shotgun or the hook killer in I know what you did last summer
Thank you, people say “oh but Ben can teleport” ash has the motto SHOOT FIRST THINK NEVER
Well damn
Also if someone cloned themselves and then proceeded to have sex with said clone, is it incest or masturbation?
Hangman Jack: *drops a crap ton of old cursed looking books on the floor* yes
Ray: ok nerd-
Hangman Jack: most of them are cursed horror stories and such.. others are ways to summon demons
Ray: ok then
Well, I actually don't really read unless it's manga but fjwjdndnnsnsnsn
Ray: uh- we kill people for a living so-.... How is that a dare-?
Hangman Jack: *just randomly hangs 4 people* ..what-?
i dare you to get a gun and a sprite cranberry and bring down someone door and say it
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Hey-
Hey you two-
Difficult question time.
Jack. Ebony or Ray.
Ray. Jack or Sam.
both just be angry at you since it is alternate universes*
Hangman Jack: I'd have to say ebony though....
Ray: I dOnT ****In KnoW WYSWUYGSUY
Pfft.
Okay. This is a random question. I won’t make you do anything though.
But if you where forced to kill the person you love, you don’t have to say names though, how would you do it? Like.. you had absolutely NO. Choice.
I’m just curious.
Hangman Jack: well.. I'd probably just shoot em in the head then blow my own brains out
Ray: same here
Darn. I was expecting something more interesting to be honest.
Now question 2.
Let’s say your worst enemy killed someone you deeply care about. How would you exact revenge?
Ray: I would hunt them down and I would torment them untill they couldn't take it anymore.. then I'd chain them to a table and slowly and painfully remove their teeth and fingernails.. then I would cut them open.. pour gasoline in their insides, stitch them back up then shove a match down their throats and watch them burn like the worthless peice of trash they are
Hangman Jack: .... Okay then-
That’s what I was looking for.
Okay Jack. Your turn. What would you do?
Huh. Simple yet effective... I’m sticking with the lover theme here so-
Say your lover completely loses their mind and tries to kill you, themselves, or someone else you care about.
What would you do? One answer for each.
Ray: I'd just knock em out and keep them in the basement till they calmed down
Hangman Jack: hmm- I'd probably just tie em to a chair until they calmed down
Alright then.
Number four. Someone you care about is just in complete and total agony, someone is willing to help them but they live way too far away and they’ll probably die before you can get there but
You don’t know for sure that they won’t make it.. and there just begging you to kill them to end the pain,
Do you bring them to the person and risk their slow painful death or do you put them out of their misery?
Hangman Jack: first I can teleport so that wouldn't be a problem.. and also I would bring them to the person
Ray: yeahhh what he said
Aha. But here’s the catch. You can’t teleport in that small area cause it’s a ‘dead magic zone’ but still. That’d be a good choice.
Okay. Five.
Uhmmmm. If you had the power to do ANYTHING what would you use the power to do?
Ray: I don't even know-
Hangman Jack: id... I'd do horrible things to people
Pfft. When I say anything I mean anything. Like you could raise the dead, smite people, do whatever the hell you want. And you choose “horrible things to people”
Kinda lame to be honest.. anywho. Question six.
What is one thing if someone told you to do it you’d kill them.
Hangman Jack: if they told me to wear a dress or something I'd very much kill em
Ray: if someone told me to kill em I'd kill em
Hm.
If I let you kill me right about now would you kill me? For all the shit ive done to Ebony, Luke, Drake, and all my other.... “characters”
Aha. Jack, you say No even though I’m the reason ebony is traumatized and hates his life.
Ray- why do you say Maybev
Jack: because I know better
Ray: because I want to kill every human being in existence
Aha. And Jack, good. Good. Cause you know killing me would also kill my “characters”
Alright question- uhm.. whatever number is next.
Ray, since Luke is kinda sorta your brother of sorts how would you react if some random person like thing tried to kill him.
Jack same question but Ebony instead of Luke.
Ray: I would murder them the same way I told you how I would the other person
Hangman Jack: beat the **** out of them and throw em in a lake
Alright continuing with this, Ray you do that to the person and when you cut the person open you see they don’t have insides and there just a living husk of a machine type corpse.
Jack, with you it’s the same person but they simply climb back out of the lake and proceed to beat the living daylights out of YOU.
Ray: I'd still burn the ****er
Hangman Jack: then I'd probably kill em
This is for both of you now:
The person doesn’t care and when they die, there body then fixes any injuries they had and they just- resurrect, and now they know your fighting style and tactics.
But then some bird comes and rips their head off before they can kill you.
How would you feel?
I see. You better run Ray.
The bird coming for you next
And jack. The bird smells your fear and dives at you
Hangman Jack: we are both dudes- and males cannot make children
Ray: ew
Hangman Jack: besides I already have a kid and I don't want to deal with an infant... Besides if that did happen he *points to ray* would probably run away
Ray: yeah true