It bcz Hercules is “too intense and loud” and he is a professional tailor but he can’t sew for shit
eXCUSE ME I am wearing the hoodie he made me as I type
I mean, look me in the eye and tell me that standing on a table saying BRAH BRAH I AM HERCULES MULLIGAN and then jumping down and ending it with IF YOU KNOWK ME DOWN INGET THE **** BACK UP AGAIN