Weird first sexual encounter was a few years ago. It was awkward cause I had no idea what I was doing.

I’ve committed 102 war crimes since the Yemeni Civil War to the Lord's Resistance Army in Uganda all the way up to the US intervention in Libya. I have ordered 15 platoons of 9 squadrons of an average of 55 to 77 military personnel under my totalitarian reign to set 1000 landmines in close and lethal proximity to civilian population and housing units and hospitals in Libya and Uganda. As a result of this I will be moving to Geneva, Switzerland to be put in an international holding cell for war criminals for the time being until I get my court date