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Chocomi the Furshika :3
Ballora (FNAF)
Unimpressed Drow
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Sam-xXAMTXx[OP]
03.06.2020 22:50
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Sam-xXAMTXx[OP]
03.06.2020 22:51
LinkEbony casually got murdered by this girly girl little... girl.
mk))
Hangman Jack: *he stands still for a second then Chases the girl*
Lucinda: *she a quick to drop Ebony and stare at Hj* oh my... *she then runs*
Ebony: *heS nOt DeAd yEt*
Hangman Jack: *appears next to ebony and tries to him fix up quickly*
Ebony: *hes loosing a lot of blood- and well.. his insides are pretty messed up-* h-hhhrkc..
Hangman Jack: *just epicly has an idea, picks up ebony and runs into the forest*
Hangman Jack: *he pulls some sort of odd glowing thing out of his coat pocket*
Ebony: ?... *he opens his eyes and gives him a confused look then tries to speak but blood simply bubbles from his mouth and he just stops, he.. he’s mildly scared tbh*
Hangman Jack: *puts the glowing thing in ebony's hand, it fixes him a little but not completely*
Ebony: *he shivers a bit and smiles faintly, the hole in his chest/gut closing ever so slightly, just enough that the bleedings not as bad but he’s still lost a lot of blood*
Hangman Jack: *rips off the sleeve of his coat and wraps it around the wounds*
Ebony: *he winces a bit* j-jack.. *his voice is a slight gurgle but he actually can speak now-*
Ebony: *he smiles small then shivers and closes his eyes again, he’s seriously exhausted..
Blood loss..*
Ebony: *he ends up drifting off into a sleep like state, still bleeding.. kinda*
Ebony: *the injury is a lot worse then Jack probably thought at first*
Hangman Jack: *unties the price of fabric from ebony's wound* oh my- that is very nasty..
Ebony: *he twitches a bit*
*the injury kinda looks like someone actually ripped their arm through his chest-*
Ebony: *his breathing slows quite a bit slower then it should be when he’s asleep-*
Ebony: *his breathing slows more- but this time it’s just cause it’s a much peaceful sleep*
Hangman Jack: *lays ebony on the bed and pulls the blanket over him*
Lucinda: *she wanders, skipping near Hjs house not knowing it’s Hjs house*
Lucinda: *she sits outside and cleans Ebonys blood off her.. thing*
Lucinda: *shes barely in the line of sight but she is and she’s nearby-*
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Hangman Jack: you tried to kill mi manz!
And not to mention you are on my territory
Lucinda: Well he pissed me off!!
And I had no clue this was your “territory”
Hangman Jack: now give me one reason why I shouldn't rip your throat out
Hangman Jack: *huffs and let's her go* fine
I just better not see your ass around here ever again
Lucinda: *soft snicker then rolls her eyes* Fine. I won't. but you better get your little friend to a hospi- oh wait. you can't can you- *she actually looks like she didn't think that through-*
Lucinda: *runs off*
Ebony: *he-
oh damn. he's not breathing. well this ain't good*
Ebony: *he still looks very asleep but.. he's just not breathing anymore*
Ebony: *his finger twitches a bit then stops, but he still isn't breathing*
Hangman Jack: *has another idea, puts ebony on the couch then goes into the basement*
Hangman Jack: *epicly does some weird ritual that is supposed to bring people back from the dead*
Ebony: *he sits up and blinks then shrieks* MOTHER OF F- *Cue a string of cursing*
Ebony: *he sighs softly and gently wipes the tears, or what remains of them away* That.. honestly.. might happen a lot... i'm really sorry...
Ebony: *he looks sad then pokes Hjs cheek* I want to show you something.. it might make you feel a little better..
Ebony: *he teleports them both to a random point in the forest* Well.. you don't have to worry about losing me forever Jack.. cause well.. uh.. *he takes out a small notebook* I can't exactly.. die. Jason kinda ****ed me up in the head and now well.. tada. Theres only one weapon in the known multiverse that can kill me for good.. anything else.. and I'll just- keep coming back.. depending on how severe the injury is.. determines how long it take to heal.
Ebony: Yeeeh- Besides. if someone does shank me with that one weapon we still have the whole reincarnation stuff.. *he hugs Hj* ...
Ebony: Mmhm. So well.. you won't ever lose me for good.. just.. maybe for an hour or two.. at most. *he smiles faintly then pauses*
unless dismemberment occurs.. that'd take 24 hours to fix..
Ebony: Yeh.. then theres stop signs.. but.. we don't ever talk about that.. *he actually looks kinda scared..?*
Ebony: Aww look at that- your blushing~ *he smirks* your adorable sometimes Jack.
Ebony: Well I will admit your absolutely fabulous.
but i'm not cute.
Hangman Jack: well my vision isn't the best- but I know for a fact you are a cute thing
Ebony: *he twirls in place and says in a sing song voice* i'm a horrifically ugly lil midget~
Hangman Jack: *huff* now how do I get you to admit you are a cute little midget
Hangman Jack: *raises eyebrow* are you really willing to risk that??
Hangman Jack: well then-
*evil smirk* wait.. you aren't ticklish are you??
Ebony: *he's just running around the house-
cause he's extremely ticklish*
Ebony: *wheezing quietly cause he can just see this as a horror movie*
Ebony: *shuffles deeper into the cupboard*
((he is literally ticklish EVERYWHERE))
Hangman Jack: fine- as long as you admit you are a cute midget I won't have to tickle you.. ok??
Hangman Jack: ok- tickles it is *pulls him out from under the table*
Ebony: *he's just a squirming midget of laughter and screams*
*tbh if Jack had neighbors it'd sound like someone getting murdered lmao*
Ebony: *he holds up his hand in a whole "gimme a second" way and just tries to breathe right again*
Ebony: Y-yeah.. i'm okay. *he finally manages to speak after a few minutes* just-
being tickled is the death of me
Ebony: Hehe. *he then gasps softly* oh my god. Give me someone i know to do an impression of-
i know just how to make you laugh-
Ebony: *he thinks for a bit then nods and runs into another room and comes back out with a freaking costume on and Rays eyes-
but not exactly his hair style* Tada-
Ebony: Hehehe. just- gimme somethin random to say- *he then does a little twirl and coughs*
Ebony: Mmhm. Anywho imma try and impersonate his voice so just-
gimme something random to say.
Ebony: *snickers softly then clears his throat and does a Ray impression and tbh its not half bad- but its still kinda off*
something random.
Ebony: *normal voice* Eheh- hmmmmm imma try you- *disappears into the room again*
Ebony: *he comes back- looking mostly like Hj-
but with black hair and well he didn't bother to try and style his hair this time and smirks faintly and does a lil twirl for no reason*
Ebony: I know i do~ *Wheezes in almost perfect impression of Hjs voice
obviously he's practiced it*
Ebony: *he laughs softly* As hesitant as i am to admit it I've practed a lot..
Ebony: *he thinks for a bit* hmm.. wonder what it'd be like to sing in your voice...
Ebony: *he thinks for a bit* Meh. either way i ain't gonna be singing in front of you-
you'd only say i'm adorable or some shit- *he hugs Hj*
Ebony: you don’t know why that’s funny-
I used to be a little bird boy. Once upon a time-
Ebony: *he thinks about telling jack about reincarnation and being the 35th time he’s lived-
But decides to be simple instead* Yeh. I had wings when I was younger.
Jason got rid of em though..
Ebony: Yeah. Still got the scar... *he rolls his shoulders awkwardly* feels weird to be honest- even after all these years-
Hangman Jack: I just thought it was cool that you used to be a bird type thing- that's all
Ebony: Mmhm. Actually.. *he rummages through his pocket and pulls out a small photo of himself and some.. guy,
The Ebony in the picture had these huge white wings which had many different colors scattered within them* see.?
Ebony: Mmhm. God I wish I still had em. If I’m being perfectly honest they where quite strong.. I could fly as high as I wanted.. only road block was the whole oxygen thing. *he laughs softly*
Ebony: *he nods sadly then hugs Hj* but if losing my wings mean I’d get to meet you I’d do it over and over.
Ebony: *he sighs and hugs him tight* I’d honestly go through anything for you Jack.. I’m serious.
Hangman Jack: and I feel the same way about you..
Hell I'd even suffer and die for you
Ebony: Heh.. I’d never want you to do that though.. but I find that sweet for some reason..
Ebony:
We’re one messed up couple- *he laughs softly*
But being weird is the best.
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Ebony: It’s just such a pretty yet unsettling smile-
And ima sucker for that kind of thing.
Ebony: Your just a sexy mess of everything I like in a guy-
It’s amazing.
Ebony: *he puts his hands on Hjs cheek,
Cause he’s on the table again,* you okay-??
Ebony: oh my god- I- YES! I have a gift for you- *he gets up and runs out the door-*
*inside is a woven bracelet with bOne chArms on it* eheh-
It’s a little tacky but eh-
Ebony: I- that- Mmkay. *he gets up and kisses his cheek* I’ll be back in.. mm.. 45 minutes
Ebony: *he returns after an hour and five minutes, a lil roughed up*
Ebony: *he doesn’t respond and simply sits on the floor and snaps his finger back into place*
Ebony: Stupid me and my stupid past mistakes and my stupid past relationships.. *he hugs Hj*
Ebony: *he shivers and starts shaking a lil*
I hate him... I f-****ing.. h-h-hate him...
Ebony: Yes. Just. Oh my god that’d make me so ****ing happy. I just want to tear him apart- *obviously this guys done some bad stuff-*
Ebony: *angry and depressed being as he gets up and winces a bit then hugs Hj* You are amazing.
Ebony: nope. You just helped me find one great thing to do that’ll increase my mood much a lot
Ebony: *brings jack to the door and knocks*
?: *opens the door* Oh great. Your back. And who the hells this. Couldn’t bring yourself to get your ass kicked again alone?
?: Well. Let’s get this over with.
Ebony: *angry.. but.. scared?*
?: ?! *he stares* WHAT THE ****-?!
Ebony: *snaps outta his lol state and tackles the guy*
Ebony: *hes just beating the shit outta this guy-
Till the guy kicks him off and starts beating the shit outta him-*
Hangman Jack: *just throws an ax and hits the guy in the head with it*
?: ..? *passes out(or dies idfk)*
Ebony: *he just lays there for a bit then sits up* heh... t-thanks... again...
Hangman Jack: no problem *helps ebony up* ya wanna go throw that guy off a bridge??
Ebony: *teleports to some puBliC aF bridge and yeets the guy off the edge then returns to Jack* heheheh
Ebony: Yeh I wanted to watch his body sink but I accidentally teleported to one of the most populated bridges on that planet so-
Ebony: hrrr.. I mean.. we could go Uh.. ruin other people who’ve wronged either of us’s lives-?
I don’t know
Ebony: Ah well. I’ve got some more mildly abusive ex’s if you wanna go murder them with me-
Ebony: *grabs Hjs hand and teleports to another house* Stanlee. This one be Stanlee-
I told him I couldn’t die
And he ****in pushed me off a building,,
Hangman Jack: well let's make his death extra painful then shall we?
Ebony: Lets.. *he smirks and knocks on the door*
*a ****iNg ChIld oPeNs tHe dOoR*
Ebony: that-
That’s not him- uh.. hey kiddo-
Where’s your dad-?
Child: he’s inside- *they walk back into the house* DAD TWO WEIRD LOOKING MEN ARE HERE TO SEE YOU-
*ebony and Stan kinda stare at eachother for a bit then Ebony shanks him-*
Ebony: Jack-? *he glances at him*
Stan: *staring at them both, mildly scared-*
Hangman Jack: iim not sure about you but I kinda wanna kidnap the kid-
Ebony: Aight. *he kicks Stan in the chin hard enough to knock him out and runs inside and snatches the kid* gOt En
Ebony: hehe.
Child: *to young/stupid to understand what the heck is going on*
Ebony: hmmm..
*he looks the child over then nods*
Yes.
Child: :0 ?
((Me:
*wheezes cause I expected this*))
Ebony: what should we name it-?
((Is-
Is this just gonna be their ship child,,))
Ebony: Not really-
I-
That was a “is it” question-
That wasn’t the answer I expected but alright lmao))
Ebony: hmmm.
What letter you want it to start with.
((Pfft. Mmkay-
Time to design this child ig))
Ebony: *laughs softly* that gives us a few options.
((Should the child be male or female-))
Ebony: *thinks for a long while*
Child: :/
((Aight. Time to make her actually a ship child-))
Ebony: Child
Your now Ellie-
Ellie: Mmkay.
((Aight. I’ve got a whole design made and she looks so sweet-))
Ellie: so you two actually just kidnapped me to raise me-?
Ebony:
Uhm..
((:D))
Ellie: Eat me..?
*five year old child believing kidnappers noises*
Ebony: yes. He threw me off a building-
Ellie: :0
((Yeee))
Ellie: *hugs them both* thank you for saving me-
Ebony: *glances at Hj with a “how long we gonna be able to keep this up” look*
((Hehe))
Ebony: *he rolls his eyes and smiles faintly, a bit of sadness in his eyes-
Cause Ellie reminds him of Alice-*
Ellie: ^^
((Akfjnsnd))
Ebony: *quiet being then ruffles Ellies hair* mmkay. now what-?
Ellie: .>.
Hangman Jack: I have some old toys in the attic from when Jay was little, maybe Ellie would like em..
Ebony: Oh? Maybe. *he smiles*
Ellie: Ooo- *she's just exploring Jack house*
Ebony: Alrighty. imma watch the lil thing. *he walks over to Ellie and pauses*
Ellie: *just floating in the broken gravity section* eeeEE-
Hangman Jack: *comes back downstairs a few minutes later with a big box of stuff* aight I got-
Oh no......
Ebony: *just watching her*
Ellie: *twirls then hops out and lands on her feet* that was fun! Oo! box- *she runs over to Hj*
Ebony: ..huh.
Hangman Jack: *sets the box on the floor and opens it, inside are a bunch of odd toys*
Ebony: *he's just quietly debating something*
Ellie: Hmmm. So you two are gonna be like my dads now or something?
Ellie: Hm. Things'll get confusing if i call you both Dad... mmmm- *she points at Hj* Your dad.
*points at Ebony* Your mom.
Ebony: *wheeze* okAy then. i can live with that.
Ellie: Welp. *she picks up the box and waddles outside to play-*
Ebony: Huh. She.. shes a curious one-
Ellie: *she just-
plays with her toys outside*
Ebony: Geez. what now though..
Ebony: *runs outside* ELL- oh my god..
Ellie: *she's just running around chasing a large... feline-like creature around the yard*
Ellie: *she just stops and looks at the two* Hello!
Cat-Thing: *stops too and stares at them with all fOur eyes*
Ebony:
S-she- she's.. oh my god.. *for some reason he seems proud and sad-*
Ellie: I dunno.
But i know its nice.
Cat-Thing: *Bork*
Ebony: I..
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Cat-Thing: *walks over to Hj- and smacks its head against his chest*
Ellie: Aw. It likes you!
Ebony: *soft chuckle*
Cat-Thing/Miya: *it purrs softly, sounding kinda like a washing machine-*
Ellie: :0
Ellie: Imma name it Miya-
Miya: *coos like a bird-*
Ebony: *he-
hes disappeared-*
Ellie: Wh.. where'd mom go-? *she just noticed he was gone too*
Miya: ?
*he's not inside-*
Miya: *puts Ellie on her back and follows Jack*
Ellie: *mildly worried child, but she doesn't know why shes worried-*
Ebony: *he's just sitting alone in the forest.. crying silently*
Ellie:
uhm.. what just happened..?
Ebony: *he doesn't know jacks there and just inhales shakily and gets up and stumbles* hh... *he then looks up and pauses*
oh.. *he smiles faintly, his entire.. uh.. "aura" changing from beyond depressed to "happy"* Hey. Sorry bout disappearing..
Ellie: Oh well.
imma raid the fridge-
Hangman Jack: *hugs him* it's ok- just please tell me before you vanish..
Ebony: *he hesitates then hugs him back* okay okay, i will next time.. i promise..
Ebony: *he smiles a lil more* Mm..
*he then smirks*
how worried where you..?~ be honest.
Miya: *just hanging upsidedown from a tree with Ellie on her back*
Ellie: Henlo Father, Henlo Mother.
Ebony: ..i'm not even gonna ask....
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Ellie: *hops off Miyas back and lands on her feet* Where was mom?
Ebony: *watching Miya thoughtfully*
Hangman Jack: he was in the forest having a mental breakdown...
Again
Ebony: *he looks up at Jack sharply then sighs and crosses his arms*
Ellie: Oh.
Maybe he should see a therapist?
Ebony: Last time i tried that my therapist turned out to be a crazy voodoo lady obsessed with me.
Ellie: Huh.
Ebony: I tend to have horrible luck with people. *he pauses*
except you two- your the only beings i know of who like me even a tiny bit-
Ellie: *opens her mouth, pauses, closes it* mmmhm-
Ebony: Hm. welp. imma go take a lil walk and noT have another breakdown cause dxf iuvahdsv iuxdhfibrf.
Ellie: Oki
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Ellie: True.. but what does he really like..? or.. do you not know your own boyfriend that well..? *curious child*
Hangman Jack:
wait-... What if we make him a fancy new knife or something??
Ellie: bones..? *she looks confused then nods* Oki. Should I get Miya to distract him or do you think he’ll be gone long enough?
Ellie: okay. Imma fine bones- :D *she runs off Into the woods with Miya*
Ellie: *she comes back with some small bones and some weird lookin wood*
Hangman Jack: *picks up the price of wood and some of the bones and starts making a fancy handle for the knife*
Ellie: :0
Ebony: (randomly says what he’s doing) *hes just getting himself beat up to stop the stupid memories-*
Hangman Jack: *he finally gets the handle done and puts the thing together*
Hangman Jack: why thank you
now we just need a wait for your mom to get home...
Ellie: mmmmhm.
Ebony: *its like a full THREE. HOURS. after that before he gets home*
Hangman Jack: *jumps off the ceiling, picks up ebony and kisses him on the cheek*
Ebony: *he smiles and hugs him, wincing a little* Ack- my everything sore. *soft chuckle*
Ebony: Mm. I was just taking a little walk.. and ran into an old friend.
literally.
Ebony: Eheh. You didn't have to-
Ellie: *waddles in* We wanted to though!
Hangman Jack: *puts ebony down* I'll go get it for ya- be right back *vanishes*
Ebony: *he stands there awkwardly, rubbing his arm*
Ellie:
where'd you get the cut on your leg-?
Ebony: a friend-
Ellie: *confused*
Hangman Jack: *appears after a few minutes with something behind his back*
Ebony: *looks up at Hj*
Ellie: *excited child forgetting all about Ebonys "friend"*
Ebony: *he takes it and looks it over* Oo..its so pretty! you two made this all by hand-?!
Ebony: *he runs his finger along the edge of the blade* Needs to be sharpened.. but its beautiful! *he smiles and hugs Hj, then Ellie* Thank you both of you.
Ebony: Like it-?
I love it! *he then puts his hand in his pocket and pulls out a little mildly red-stained leather sheet and slips the knife into it and attaches it to his belt* There we go.
Ebony: Huh? Oh *he wipes the blood off his leg and mutters softly*
Hangman Jack: *picks up ebony, sets him on the couch and starts fixing his (ebony's) leg*
Ebony: *its literally just a tiny cut-*
Jack- im fine- its nothin. seriousy-
Ebony: *he rolls his eyes and ruffles Jacks hair* You don't have to worry. It'd be obvious if it was bad.
Ebony: *he looks mildly sad* Well. I want to change that.. so... i'm gonna try.
Ebony: Arrg
why're you so warm-
Ellie: *waddles off to let her parents.. uh.
be lovey dovey or whatever cause she don't wanna see that-*
Ebony: *siGh*
Anywho. I'm bored. *he lays on his back on the couch*
Ebony: Mmm. I'dsay chaos but.. *he guestures to small child with Cat-beast* child.
Ebony: Unless... *cue evil idea as he sits up* Hmmm.. how horrible of parents would we be if we converted our daughter to the dark side
Ebony: Should we start slow or just-
full blown murder first thing?
Ebony: Alrighty.
imma go get our lil thing. *he gets up to go get Ellie*
Ebony: *he comes back with a confused Ellie*
Ellie: Mom said we where gonna do something fun-
Ebony: Mmmmmm-
Shoplifting-
Ellie: ....what? Isn't that like... illegal?
Ebony: no. who told you that?
Hangman Jack: noooo of course not
humans just don't like it very much
Ellie: Oh. Okay.
Ebony: Exactly. Its perfectly fine, people just don't like it when you do it, so.. you just gotta not get caught.
Ebony: Ah yes. Perfect starter place.
Ellie: *concerned for her parents sanity*
Ebony: *grabs Hj and Ellies hands and teleports to the front of the gas station nearby*
Hangman Jack: ok so... I'll "distract" the people while you two do your thing ok?
Ellie: Okay..?
Ebony: hehehe. Alrighty ell. just.. grab whatever you want. *he leads her inside*
Corrupt: :P
Samael:*humming hard pill to swallow by blacklite district*
Scorp:...