Hi

Dear Sir, I hope this letter finds you in good health, and in a prosperous enough position to put wealth in the pockets of people like me, down on their luck. You see, that was my wife who you decided to ****. Uh, oh! You made the wrong sucker a cuckold! So time to pay the piper for the pants you unbuckled! And hey, you can keep seeing my whore wife, if the price is right. If not, I'm telling your wife.