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babydolljax 
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12.04.2021
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babydolljax[OP]
12.04.2021 00:32
Linkif you need context,
you are wanted by several people and one day you see this chonk boy
he notices you being chased and waddles up to you and says, "I'll be your new bodyguard"
jaja so cute 0mgmgmmgmgm,,
Lucia stopped in her tracks,, "You will? Great!"
shes not a cop anymore ew wtf
(( funny how you remembered his name lol ))
Rugby stared at the people chasing Lucia. "Stop." He growled.
yeah i big brain
ajajaaj
Lucia listened,,
"What are you gonna do to us then, huh?" They laughed
"Do you think that I'm just too fat do to anything?" He gripped one of them right by their throats, his grip EXTREMELY strong.
****ing dark souls "you died"thing lmaoskssk\
The guy choked, kicking at him and clawing at Rugby's hand/clawpaw idk
lmao it's just the gta dead screen
He held tighter, soon enough breaking the guys neck. He dropped the body and did a fake dust off of his paws. "Anyone else want a go?"
ffhf bro i-
The man went limp lmao noodle
The others ran off, scared,,
lmao noodle
LMAO NOODLE
ONG GHDJSDHF
WHEN I KILL SOMEONE I'M NOT GONNA SAY I KILLED THEM
IM GONNA SAY I NOODLED THEM
HDSFJHSF
He chuckled and looked back at Lucia.
BAHAHASHDDSJDSASKSAJKSJKSJKdbhdfhf OH NOOOO
ndsbdvsbdv
She looked in awe,,
even Lucia couldnt kill a man betwith her mighty thighs
JAJAJA IJVFJONVFNJVF LMAL YEHA ODFIUSVDIUHFVHU IMAGINE KILLING SOMEONE DURING A ****ING WAR THEN TURNING TO UR FRIEND THEN GOING 'noodled him lol'
"Oh- Uhm,,"SHe turned around,, starting to walk
LMAOO YEAH
get noodled
YOU JUST GOT N00DLED
thats a new insult im adding to my collection lmfao
He followed behind her, and him being the BIG BIG boi he was, he probably looked hella scary waddling behind her.
is this going to be a runing joke between us lmaosjajsasj
i found a kazoo pog
She got to a small studio apartment complex,,
lol
ikr
She got to an apartment, numbered "012", reaching in her jean pocket and grabbed a keychain, unlocking the dor
It was very neat and well organized, she placed her keys on the kitchen counter
He grunted softly. "Nice place. It is very tidy." He pulled out a tiny tracker and placed it hidden under a table. "I placed a tracker under this table so I will know where your home is."
"Oh,, Okay" She gave a small smile, "I dont usally have company so this is a bit of a,, shcoker to tome,,"
shcoker
He nodded. "Wherever you choose for me to stay, I will stay."
frbhfh literallys stop o,mg weonfwiuervbiufvrbiufev
",,Just,, on the couch I guess,,"
BISH GO BACK TO GRADE SCHOOL OMGNDFDSHJS
He curled into a fat brown ball.
Alice: *slowed down and looked at the dog* y-you will?
( whats The name of the dog? )
Alice: *stayed hidin*
-they looked at rugby and laughed. “Your just a dog what can you do? Hahaha!”-
"And you're just a pathetic little human." He gripped one by their arm and began to violently swing them around and against the pavement.
He simply punched them all square in the face, easily knocking them down.