it my birthday


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MaxiTheNerd
09.06.2024 05:14
LinkHappy release date!!!!!!!!!@

Tragedies[OP]
09.06.2024 05:16
LinkThank you!!!! we climbing back in the womb for this one!

I uh...wanna thank my momma for uh going through that uhhhh hardship of having to push my fat ass head and GYATT out. I uh..never thought I'd come to this moment but I - I think it's official to say WE MADE IT boys. I will be becoming an entrepreneur and out marketing other companies in a bitter battle to stay afloat by becoming a monopoly only to get sued out of my company by the government. Then the next step is to rely on scamming people by making NFT art that has little to no value what-so-ever so that I can step ahead. Then I'll release a single that will cause the ultimate rapper beef between me and another well established artist. Next I will ultimately LOSE that battle and be deemed a - ...nevermind...After that I will buy a mansion that I can't afford until I live in debt for the rest of my life and have to work until I drop dead without the ability to retire. While I rot in my mansion I'll marry an old wretch who I argue with on a day to day basis because we like nothing about each other anymore.

Then I'll have enough to where I take my 12 gauge and slump over my bed.
In heaven I'll meet God and he'll tell me I'm not on his list of people to let in, and his angel bouncers will throw me out. I'll spend many more decades trying to get through the gold gates only to never succeed. I'll go downstairs for a moment and get offered cold hard dr*gs from a demon. I'll take it and then get transported immediately to hell. I'll live my life party rocking the rest of my eternity in the depths of hell. I'll get a killer suntan while I'm there and drink bud light while I preach about how Satan is raising our taxes too high.