Ask the coffee childs!
by:
Dave-Panpa 
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09.10.2021
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Dave-Panpa[OP]
09.10.2021 16:11
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Cappuccino: I would drink orange juice and water!
Macchiato: N O T H I N G
Macchiato: Don't be
Cappuccino: Macc, you really have to drink something.
Cappuccino: The only siblings I have are Macchiato, Americano, and Espresso.
Macchiato: What sibling?
Latte: You forgot me? Dang- I remembered you-
Latte: He stole me as a little kid
Espresso: LATTE?!
Me: I haven't even drawn Espresso yet- How are you here?
Espresso: Magic. Also, I remember Latte! I mean, they are the oldest.
Macchiato: I thought you were the oldest-
Cappuccino: Esp, you're confusing us-
Latte: Yeah, something like that! I guess it makes sense they can't remember me, they were too young.
Espresso: Yeah, I don't think they were even born-
Macchiato: 20 YEARS?!
Cappuccino: Well, of course we weren't!
Frappuccino: What's goin' on? Who's this person who looks like us?
Espresso: This is Latte, our oldest sibling!
Americano: Wait, Latte is back?!
Americano: EYYYY! Wassup my twiny twin?
Cappuccino: AMER, ESP, IM F*CKING CONFUSED
Frappuccino: Language.
Cappuccino: Sorry, Frapp.
Latte: Not much but getting kidknapped forever ago, but we good.
Latte: Ayyeeee, Cappuccino, So uh, nvm I can't explain things
Americano: Latte was stolen from us at a young age, before you, Macc, and Frapp were either old enough to remember, or born.
Cappuccino: I-
Americano: Heh, well, guess the first pancake always comes out a little lumpy.
Macchiato: *LAUGHING HIS @SS OFF*
Espresso: Amer, that was kinda rude-
Cappuccino: I don't get it.
Espresso: It refers to how Americano was born a few seconds after Latte was-
Macchiato: lol, the youngest is always the most innocent.
Cappuccino: HEY!
Latte: Well, me and Americano are twins so it makes sense
Latte: Cappuccino is innocent?
Macchiato: Quite.
Cappuccino: SHUT THE F*CK UP MACC
Frappuccino: LANGUAGE.
Cappuccino: Sorry, Frapp-
Cappuccino: >:(
Frappuccino: Well, most of them are afraid of me after I beat Amer in an arm wrestling competition.
Macchiato: True that.
Americano: I literally broke my arm cuz of it- I still have the cast on.
Frappuccino: Dunno, cuz I'm prob gonna beat you too?
Cappuccino: Don't mess with Frapp-
Cappuccino: What type is it?
Macchiato: as long as it has no sugar, G I V E
Cappuccino: ... Is this a joke? CRAPPUCCINO?!
Macchiato: Nope, not taking it.