wait no, GETTING HIT ON THE HEAD WITH A COCONUT THAT CAN ACTUALLY KILL YOU I THINK

oh,

"The coconut palm can grow up to 100 feet tall and its hard-shelled fruits weigh more than 3 pounds, so falling coconuts can reach pretty significant speeds when hurtling earthwards, causing serious injury. And as with any blow to the head, a severe enough one can be fatal." hrmm,

or choking to death,

on something