Share some dark humor here:
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Some-One-[OP]
11.04.2020 22:37
LinkThe darker the joke the better it is
So I was digging my n my garden when I found a box of jewels. I was about to run home and tell my wife when I remembered why I was digging in the first place.
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You don't need to be faster than the bear, just the slowest guy running from the bear.
25% of all adult women are currently on medication for mental illness which is quite scary....
Because that means 75% are running around untreated.
Julius Caesar and Brutus Walk Into a Movie Theater
Brutus looks at Caesar and says "Caesar, we should watch the movie sequel with the scary clown in it!"
Caesar ponders what Brutus is saying for a moment. "It Two, Brute?"
Your family is like a treasure.......you need a shovel and a map to find them =)
Even people who are good for nothing have the capacity to bring a smile to your face. For instance, when you push them down the stairs.
Me: throws my mouse against the wall cause its not working
Everyone else at the vet: