2. he kicked my computer i slapped him across the face and got in trouble when THAT LITTLE SNOTTY SHIT GOT AWAY WITH KICKING SOMETHING THAT COST MONEY THAT LITTLE FVCKING TWAT

3. he has a snotty ipad its like those rlly low quality ipads for kids like fire for kids ipads bruv why

4. little kids dont finish their food YOU DISGUSTING LITTLE SHIT NOW A FLY IS GONNA LAND ON THAT SHET AND WHEN YOU COME BACK TO FVCKING EAT IT YOU'LL GET FVCKING CHOLERA AND I'LL GET IN TROUBLE

5. when you open youtube on that thing when i opened my niece's ipad i saw fvcking "piggy book 2 challenges (NOT CLICKBAIT) (POLICE CALLED)" "among us in real life" "calling bill gates (HE ANSWERED)"

6. they say american words i cant talk too much on it but they speak like jocks you see in american high school jocks bAiLeY you're in fvcking year 1 and youre already trying to dodge the fact you're gonna end up as a roadman just dont crack on with it

7. once one little shit asked me while i was on my phone not if i had any games but "aRe yOu lOokIng aT pICtuReS oF bOyS?????" he saw me looking at like lesbian ahegao or some shit like a week before of course im not

8. sometimes they try to look at ur screen all i can say from experience is "oi twat go fvck urself im looking at ✨fanfics✨"

9. they drool i cant say much since i done that by accident 10 months ago and i remember it landing RIGHT ON MY HOODIE but i had good reason

10. ketchup / greasy hands SELF HYGIENE IS NOT THAT HARD GO WASH SINCE UR MUM IS BUSY WATCHING GOGGLEBOX AND YOUR DADS IN THE MILK STORE JUST GO PUT ON SOME SOAP

11. their clothes i get excited to see my niece since i see her like once a year but then she walks in the house wearing a fvcking "girl power and unicorns" shirt

12. they blame me on everything "adrianne you're gonna get verbally abused now because bailey didnt flush the toilet"

13. the fact they wake me up like go away i had a rlly wholesome dream and the first thing i wake up to is fvcking mini daler mehndi singing baby shark

14. they exist why