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I am using her 👹

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U usin Alice?

Mk

SSSHIPPPPPPZZZ 👹👹👹👹

*cutely snatches matt*

Oh lamo

U start

*edd was outside arguing with eddwardo and his “crew” as Matt was chasing tara around the house because she had grabbed his mirror*

*he fell over with a* AUGH-! *his head was bleeding as Jon and mark with a shocked look on their faces looked at you then eachother then back at edd and then you AGAIN and then screamed as they dragged eddwardo back into the house*

*matt zoomed past you after Tara*

*he was asleep on the couch, his cola was spilt all over him and some tv show was on*

*he was microwaving bacon*

Tom)) *he was staring at the microwave*

*he didn’t respond*

Btw this is basically the episodes “the end” (1 and 2) but just an altered version… well,,, this is the day before Tord come back))

*there where 5 sad-looking bacon(s) on a plate*

Ok this is to realistic of what would happen)) *edd was snoring as he grumbled something in his sleep then slapped another one of his half empty cans that was standing up-right, right onto you as it got onto your pants*

*with as snort he woke up and he screamed as he was thrown out of the room and he landed on Tara who still had Matt’s mirror and then Matt swiped the mirror outta her hand and looked at himself in the mirror saying* you still are looking good old pal! *it looked like he was talking to you because he walked in the room where you were and he was right there*

*matt walked out of the room as Edd was fuming running towards you and was about to punch you but then Tom slapped him, edd said* ow what was tha- *then he slapped him again tom had the same face he had like every day and didn’t even laugh at this, but then once edd stormed off to his room like a child being put in time out he started laughing and put his bacon on a try and sat next to you*

WHY IS THIS TO ACURATE))

*he said* that got me a good laugh…! *then Matt came running in scared saying* I BROKE MY MIRROR

I WAS LOOKING AT MYSELF and uh…. *he hesitated*

*he said* OH! DONT LAUGH AT ME!

*he sniffed* SHUT UP. Wait what did she think happened?))

😭)) *he was raging and them crossed his arms and said* HM! *and then walked out of the room but for some reason went to Tara’s room*

Can you d r a w som for me? 😭)) *tom was munching on his bacon*

Any platform aka ibs paint or where ever)) *he handed you a tiny piece and snickered*

C a n you draw uhhh steve and daisy :D ))

*he started to eat his bacon fast so you wouldn’t ask for more*

U can try 🤷‍♀️ I draw steve like shit Srry but can it be sin 😭)) *he said* heyyyy… that was my bacon.

c e n c o r ?? )) *he slouched*

😟🤷‍♀️)) *he was watching the show*

😭 so?)) Mmuggigigi)) *he scooted closer to you*

Eggfgmmmmpanjjnnjklpeter,thehorseisherecycyvuvuvuuv)) *tom flipped through the channels with an unsatisfied face intill he just went with some random romance show*

*he was really into the show-*

*eddwardo threw a diet soda can at you*

*his face turned into a scared look as he ran back into his house*

*he picked up* eh… hello? Remember the d r a w i n g . ))

😈 get to work /hj )) *he said* oh yes, my plan is working well, I will.

Are u gunna draw it orrrrrrr)) *tom was gone*

*jon was sitting in eddwardo’s yard in the grass like a kid*

*he waved back* oh, hello! Draw. 😡 /superjokeing ))

😭😭😭😭😭)) Oh, I don’t really know.. *he scratched his head* I was coming out here searching for a cat a saw in the backyard. It was all white with blue stripes… and I wanted to catch it.

*he shook his head*

*he went back into the house*

*you saw a cat with blue stripes running across the street*

*the cat hissed and started to run faster back to the other side of the street it came from*

*it ran faster*

*it stopped running and arched its back and hissed*

*it murped (a type of cat meow) and then slowly made contact at you and hissed slowly*

*it still wasn’t happy*

*the cat took the offer not knowing if you were trying to be kind or if it was poisoned*

It’s a cat.)) *it stopped trying to attack you*

O)) *he said* Yay, kitty! *and ran back into the house with it*

*Matt and Tara were on the couch making out 😳👋*

BAHAH)) *tom was in her room on your bed in a werid pose like this: https://paste.pics/IH80K ….and he said* hey…

*he said* oh I don’t know…. What about you? Crying, dying, wheezing on the floor))

*he said* fine, I’m horny.

*he huffed* WHY DO YOU THINK IM ON YOUR BED IN YOUR ROOM DOING THIS POSE?!

*he was still doing the pose staring at you moving his eyebrows up and down 4 times*

*he just sat there out of position*

*he randomly grabbed a soda from behind him and started to chug it*

*he said* oh come out of it would ya?

*he said* nch…. Oooh… you are flustered at everything I do.

*he said* yes you are… *he finches when he heard a huge slap sound from downstairs*

*matt was right on the couch with Tara and uhhh he was………..😨*

*tara said* M-Matt?… N-N-AUGH- *matt said* oh sorry, did I hurt you?

*tom said* HEYGETOUT WHILE IM CHANGEING

He is talking to edd not her)) *edd said* Why are you naked in ALICES room? And what is the noises from downstairs?-

*edd walked out and then walked down stairs then bumped into you apologizing and then made it halfway down the steps*

*tom said* WHY WONT THIS- COME- ON-

*he was only wearing boxers trying to put on one of your hoodies and then his face turned red as he saw you, then downstairs you could hear edd screaming* MATT WHAT IS YOUR- IN TARA- I- WHAT- HOW IS IT FITTING SHE IS- SHE IS SMALL- AND ITS HOWWWWWWW…..

*he just stood there dropping the hoodie and slowly walked over to you with a blank stare his jaw still dropped a bit, this as he got to the door his face turned serious and he grabbed the door handle and said* Get out. *and slammed it in ur face* HAHA U THOUGHT U WERE GETTING A SUS MOMENT BUT ALL UR GETTING IS GRUMPY TOM/j))

*he screamed holding a pillow on ur bed, as Edd came rushing backstairs as Matt came rushing after him trying to talk to edd* W-Wait I… I…. We… *tara was behind matt also trying to explain but she kept getting enrupped by matt* Wanna do the tankmen rp?))

We can do both, bc there is good drama now in that one too)) *he said* AH- ok… that was NOT expected.

^^)) *he did a tiny slime back*

Smile* 💀))

Btw))

WHERE 😰)) *his face turned red*

Ok))

Reply to the other rp() *he scratched his head as Matt fling Ed open the door…. W-Wrong room sorry! Sorry I was looking for my room for uh… reasons….

Classic Alice)) *he said* how dare you shut your door on my glamorous face! *and stormed off to his room* Wonder what he’s gonna do 🧐))

*he sat there and said with confusion* What? I think I gtg but I’m not sure.. seeya))

Bc of school in the morning))

*he said* HOW DARE YOU! *and ran back down the steps*

Matt))

*he said* it’s Matt for crying out loud.

It’s fine))

I DID NOT JUST SEE R34 OF RINGO AND EDDWARDO…….. )) *it sounded like a mess of Matt and Tara downstairs*

AAAAAA MY EYES RINGO IS A CAT-)) *he said* What?

IKR)) *he shrugged* Do something then?

YES)) *he sighed* As in? What? *he crossed his arms acting like he doesn’t know*

*he was texting someone*

*it was edd*

*they were just talking about how trashy eddwardo was*

*he snickered and placed his phone down*

*he then turned off his phone and just sat there, he jumped hearing another huge slap noise, he covered his ears* Oh for the love of god- *he said angry*

*he walked downstairs and he saw it was just matt and Tara fighting child kids*

Like kids))

THEY BEATIN UP CHILDS??? 😨😨😨😨 /j)) *he said* Alice I’m ba- where did she go- *he shrugged then jumped onto her bed and instantly feel asleep*

Fell*))

Tom: SCREAM*)) *a mysterious hat was kluncked onto ur head*

Tom: SCREEEEEECGHHHHHHHHHBBHBBHHHG))) *it was cool, it must’ve belonged to Tord* When r we gonna do time skip to next day bc that’s when the episode(s) the end 1 and 2 are on))

*edd kicked you awake* HEY, HEY, we are going to go…. *he shoved a drawing of a poorly drawn fish in ur face* …Fishing!

This is to accrue I swear to god)) *he shoved a fishing pole into Tara’s hand as matt was holding an empty fish bowl, Tom was dragging his harpoon gun outta the closet and set it down* there’s my beauty! *he said while dusting off his hands, edd face palmed* alrighty… now there is a very special one for Alice! *he smiled then shoved a tiny fish net into your hands* Tada!

*tom snatched them* Im gonna need those- *next thing you know is that you were crammed into the back seat of the car with Matt and Tara, Tara was sitting on top of Matt because there was no room, it looked weird. Edd started up the car and started to drive*

*they came to a stop a the lake* I want Tord in this so,, do a time jump))

The couch as sold remember?-))

Was*))

Oh)) *tord said* Now old friend (talking to you) how has yourself been? *tom stood infront of his view from you and said * She is doing good, but she was better off when you WERENT here. *tord said* Ahaha, spicy now are we?

*ringo was sleeping on your dresser as then you heard a loud crash and a wild angry tom*YOU WANT MY ROOM? TAKE IT. THIS PLACE IS TOO CROWDED ANYWAY.

*tord said* AH- GEEZ-

*edd knocked on the door* Everything okay in there? *tord said* mehhhh,,, yeah- *edd replied with* Do I need to come in? *tord said* oHNONONONO we’re good-

*he said* Oh.. thank you. *he just laid there* Should sIN happen 👹👹👹👹))

*he went closer to you* Sooooooo?… *he was getting the wrong hint of you locking him into ur bedroom*

You are wanting me to do?… *the pinned her down dramatically* This?

* he got off of you* Psshh I was joking

*he said* Oh it wasn’t that bad,,,

*he walked out of the room*

😭)) *they all had questionable covers*

*tord came scrabbling up there* HEHYHEHY THOSE HACE IMPORTANT USES- I HAVE DRAWINGS I MADE IN THEM….. I mean… uh…. Gosh damn it… give me them backkk.. what a shame. Hehe-

*he stormed out, one of them was laying on the floor but it had a drawing of you on the front*

*it was drawings of you and tord doing wholesome things but then at the last page it was EYEBLEEDING content*

DUDE)) *edd said* COME ON DOWNWE ARE GOING TOO THE STORE

*time skip you guys were at the store, tord was being stupid picking up a banana and said* ring ring ring, oh, hello? *matt said* That’s stupid tord! *he handed him the banana* it’s for you, i… I must now go- *the zoomed out of the store, Matt said* hello? GASP- mr.president! *tara snatched the banana from him and squashed it onto the floor*

*he was in his secret play thing*

PLACE*))

IM LAIGHYING SO HARD))

*tord said* OH UHM HELLO- ERM THIS IS JUST MY OLD.... wash room! *he put a shock onto a gun rack*

*he sighed* eh- anyways… *tom kicked down the door in a rush, Tord looked at him shocked, and said* Eh… Tom!!

*tom said* oh well… that’s not the point I’m here for. Ehehe get it? To scare you? Eh anyways what are YOU (Tord) doing on this? *he showed the paper, Tord said* allo me to explain… i just wanted to get something really old of mine. *he pressed the button as abuncha gears and shit plopped his hat onto his head* My hat!

*he said* It goes well with my giant robot. *tom said* uh ok. WAIT WHAT??— *then tord smiled and pressed another button, as Tom grabbed you back next you him, his robot pierced through the roof, him laughing*

*the said* Goodbye old friend! *as he started to shoot in you and Tom’s direction, Tom then started to run dodging all of the bullets*

*tom said* ALICE… WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING? *the rest came running home, Tord said* GOODBYE EDD. *he launched a rocket but it was heading straight to Jon saying* It’s not a racket, it’s a rocket! ((You gonna save him??

*he said* WHOAAA- WAIT MY KITTY…. *the house blew up everywhere was a mess, Tord was about to fly off saying* Goodbye old friends!! *you know what happens next and the robot explodes midair, Jon was on the ground crying about his cat being gone*

*tord was being bandaged up and put into a car, he was angry, and hurt* I JUST NOTICED HIW MUCH ****INF EDITS THERE WOULD BE OF ALICE RIDING ON HIS ROBOT’S SHOULDER,,,,, Ask me what song would fit the edit and I’ll tell 👹👹👹👹👹😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😇😇😇))

Team mag.Io)) Give me more random sences from theee rp and I’ll tell you what song would fit… TRY MEEEEEEE)) *he said* eh yeah………. Just.. jump in. *the car started*

Ok then )) *the cat started to drive as Tord put his head on your lap*

*he fell asleep instantly but he woke up at a hard stop* WE ARE HEREEE *tord said* OK OK… *he got out of the car with the robot hand*

*random time skip to where he was in bed* Ight my …only old friend. Goodnight. HMMMMMMMM ))

Judas. If you need a link for the audio I can fetch lamo)) *he said* ehh what’s wrong?

https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZTR4Xf8Vm/ NOW GIVE MORE RANDOM SENCES)) *he said* You don’t need to. Stay with me here. :)

RRRRRRR👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹))) *he said* not close enough. *cuddlez*

GIBEEEEEE or just make up random saniros and I give song….. TRY ME I KNOW LOTS OF SONGS)) *he turned on a movie*

https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZTR4XbHmS/ Yeah)) *CUDDLING*

IM JOKIN- TJIS ONE FITS YOU CANT TELL ME NO THIS WINS THE GRAND PRIZE— https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZTR4XseEb/ One of my fav songs fr)) *he said* are you trying to… bite me?

YOU GOOD?????????????))) *tord said* I don’t care in all honesty

SWATPPPP AAAAWAHHHHHHHHHH 😭😭😭😭)) *he said* AH- *he got startled and dropped his book* MY BOOK……..

*he said* GIVE IT BACK AH ALICE-

*it was very questionable and when you got to the last part it was worse*

Seggs)) MADCUYXYCCYCYCYCYCHCUVHUCSA)) *he said* OK EJHHHEHE ALICE…. ITS JUST THE GIRL IN THE RED HAIR IS-…. YOU HAVE TO READ THE WHOLE SERIES TO UNDERSTAND… HE REALLY READ THE WHOLE STORY))

*he took out another book with another questionable cover, there was kinda a tent shape over by his legs. Boner.*

*he was holding his exposed member* AH ALICE DONT GO UNSER THE UHHH COVERS…

*he put in back into his pants even though it was still hard and flipped up the covers* ALICE…

*you could feel his warm breath*

*he said* EHH WAIT I JUST WANNA READ MY UHH BOOK…. *he was blushing*

GIVE MOREE PARTS OF THE STOEY SO I CAN GIVE MUSIC ON WHAT WOUKD FITTTTTTTFFTTRFDXHXHHXXH)) *he said* hehe you’re spicy.

EASYYYYYYYYYY https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZTR4p8sRC/ )) *he said* I’m not in the mood… it’s different with my comics… I’m not saying I don’t love you… but I like the time alone to Ehehe you know….. reason.

MOREEEEE))

*he tried to grab the boom and said* I’m just gonna do it while reading my uhhh book-… Ok but I have an idea…. It is the next day and Alice walks in on him on his chair reading the book holding his- 😿😿😿))

*they both fell Asleep and then the next day alice went to check in on Tord in his room*

*he was rubbing his member harshly* OH MY GODD~ *he didn’t notice you but put his member on the damn book and came but went into the trash can he set up right next to his chair* DOWN BAD MOMENT TORD))

*you wanted to know what the book was about so you would try and come back later and find it, you could hear a more sharper moan* AH ****KKKKK~~ CHERRIIIII~ ((that is the anime character’s name- I wanna make it an OC that Tord calls his “wifeu” bc WE ALL KNOW TORD IS DOWNBAD and I can’t go with the pain of just describing random animes))

It is an anime book character they AINT real so no worries)) *there where more questionable things he was saying*

*rushes to piccrew to make how the MADE UP ANIME character looks like)) *it made a bonk sound as he dropped the book right into his member and whimpered* I was at the good part… *his member was still hard and throbbing* He shall get caught some more times into the rp because funny))

*he pulled up his pants* wait my book…

Why do I find it funny him obsessing over an anime character would be canon and funni as hell)) *tord said* Want me to read it to you? Itsa really good book.

He said* alrighty just don’t tare or lose it.. I know you Alice. *mawh* *he gave you a kiss*

*he took the book* can I read to you now?

*he already had the book* Now let me how you why… I love…. Cherri so much! The manz is still horny over Cherri btw after…. WGAT HAPPENED))

A- is for ASS🌚)) *he said* Euh… why do that? *he was fond of it but also creeped out by you licking his cum off your hand* ALICE ATE HIS CHILDREN BASICALLY))

Omg it’s Cherri https://paste.pics/K8YN2 ))

*he opened the book as you were met with anime character, cherri*

*he smirked* of course you know what type of book this is. *he flipped through the pages that they all looked wholesome until… boom. SEGGS🤯*

*tord said* Alice what is up?

*he turned the page*what evs.

*he kissed you back*

*he said* you honestly aren’t an old friend . But lover.

*he said* I love you as much as I love my hentai Cherri series, *tord laugh* a lot.

*he said* OW MY ARM IT UHHH STINGS

*he glared knowingly you were thinking of his arm being burnt* Can we cont the ima fish one too? I have an idea 🤯🤯🤯🤯 maybe after Sam and KEV are done with their… stuff.. there maybe a child introduced))

EHEHEGEE👹👹👹))) *he kept swiping through a new book of the Cherri series*

Can you guess what grade im in LAMFO 😍😍))

*he said* ehhhh where are you going?

Incorrect, 8th 🤯🤯🤯)) *he said* oh well, I’ll be here if you need me.

Ahaha you guessed wrong 🤯🤯🤯)) *it was kinda dull*

Yes but u were still wrong)) *a unknown animal crawled around fast, was to fast that you couldn’t see what it was before it was gone*

*paul was walking around like he was looking for something*

*he said* a creature me and Patrick caught. A rare thing you could say.

*he said* quite sure it is- *the creature was behind you.*

*he stared* behind you…

The alien flicked its ears as Paul said* I think it means no harm. And … no we didn’t catch it because it has… you know. We just wanted to see if it could be trained.

*the thing sat as Paul seemed off* I think he was lying on why he caught it😭😭😭))

*the aliens ears went down*

*paul said* how do I teach them a…..trick

He shrugged and said* fine… I wanted to teach them…… uhhhh…. Things.

👹👹👹👹👹👹)) *he shrugged* why not? *the alien was cuddling his chest* *paul* see I guess they clearly could-

*tord shoved a plate of bacon into your hand* my treat

*he said* anytime