He’s been here my whole life 😀

I am using her

Yes

Kinda- she is a mix of a shark and cat

Who are you using?

Ok wuht about Alice 😈 I gotta plan 😈😈😈 And who should I ship daisy with 💃💃

Shipping 😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈 And imma ship daisy w/ why not steve bc I’m bored 😤

Hm??? Wdym???

Tank man bc he’s like 20-30

e. *when trying not to laugh* Should I start out with something sus lamo

U start bc idk where to start

*steve was on top of daisy as Steve slowly turned his head over to you and screamed while pushing daisy away and then covered his mouth with both of his hands while his face was red*

*he pointed and said* YOU SAW NOTHING… *his voice softened a bit * please don’t tell cap.. (nickname for tankman/aka captain)

*you could feel as if someone was standing behind you* well well well look what the cat dragged in. Who are these two people steve? Better not be spys. Or I swear I will ****ing ablitorate them.

*he said* the scaredy cat and the random cute girl huh? Pretty funny friends of yours steve. *steve said* they aren’t my friends.. *steves face was still hot red*

*he looked down at his arm as if he had a watch on, Steve and daisy were just sitting there in confusion*

*he patted her head while smiling then grabbed her arm and pulled her outta the tent, Steve slowly started to get back on top of daisy as she said* that was weird af-

*he let go of her* I’m tankman also known as captain but you can call me cap. *he shook her arm*

Hand not arm 💀))

DASTSYDHIGGIJG))

*tank man looked around* where’s Steve and daisy?-

*he went into the tent as you could here steve* oh… hi cap… haha…. Uh…. Ha…*then tankman said* WHOA you bastards getting bust in here or what?- BAGAHA THIS IS TO FUNNY IM DYING))

Busy not bust wtf-))

*steve said weakly* n-no captain…. I- we were just… *you could hear tankman again* nah it’s okay steve I know whatcha up to. *daisy said* we aren’t- *then tankman cut her off* shhhh sh sh I know you kids want some alone time I’ll go now *then tankman walked out of the tent Slowly while winking to steve then he close and zipped the tent and pretended to dust off his hands by “rubbing” them together* Ngl this is the peak of community for me))

*he said* hey scaredy cat you got pretty good aim why don’t you both join us? We need new recruits anyways.

*he smirked while looking at Alice* good good… *he said while being distracted*

*back in the tent you could hear a slightly quiet* agh-~ *from steve he sounded pleased for some reason?* AÆ))

*tankman said* that’s steve getting into it… if you know what I mean haha. *he looked at Alice while saying that as if he was up to something*

*he looked at abyess as in a ”f-uck off” look, then steve unzipped the tent and stepped out stretching his arms in the air and daisy walked out too behind him. Tankman said* that was fast, didn’t have fun? Steve said* shut up. I had a sore back and I bumped into something that’s why I groaned.

*all you could see was just other members and troops on the look out.*

*you heard a gun shot derected at you. It was skittles on a watch tower and he said* Oh no you don’t.

*he shot at her multiple times but missed everytime*

*he screamed to some other soldier* SOME KIND OF UH- *he looked up you were to far away for him to tell what you were* A FLYING CHICKEN? TOOK MY GUN.

*he screamed a huge screech as he stumbled backwards and then he fell off the stairs stair of the watch tower and said in pain* THE CHICKEN SHOT MY ARM *then stumbled over to some other troops fleeing to his aid*

*they got bandages and stuff*

*two of the others fell and then the others ran as they picked up the other hurt soldiers and got inside the medic’s tent*

*tankman said* where have you been? *steve and daisy where practicing shooting a target taped on a dummy*

*tankman put a thumbs up* nice job.

*daisy and Steve stopped shooting the dummy and they both went back in the tent*

*tankman said* it’s totally ok.

*he looked around* oh? Where’d Steve go? Hm. *he was hunting to what he said last time he saw Steve in the tent*

Why do I fell like I do tankman’s personality well))

*he said* you know…. Haha. Ok maybe you don’t.

*this time you did hear a more convincing pleasured groan from Steve in the tent*

*tankman just looked at the tent crossing his arms* he is definitely having a good time in there heh heh. *then you could hear daisy* shit… *she groaned* it’s big. *dies*))

*there was now other noises like uh clapping but not really clapping from hands*

*tankman sat next to you covering your ears with earmuffs*

*he said* imma go check on what their doin- *the opened the tent and Steve was laying on the ground as daisy was treating a bee sting and said* that was a big bee- but i stomped on it multiple times so it’s dead now. *daisy waved over to tank man as tankman kneeled right next to Steve and said* damn buddy sorry that dumbass be gotcha ((Ok but why is this so cutecuuccucuviivivtdtszr (steve x daisy))

*he went out of the tent sighing* man I gotta real dirty mind. Now where are you- girl? Where are you- ****… did she get taken?

*he started to run to where the enemy territory was and then finally got up to you grabbing you arm and running away back his his armies base*

*he had an angry look on his face and he was about to yell at you*

*his face twitched and then said* ok… so uh… Alice, right? I- I got something to tell you.

*he couldn’t bring himself to say it* I- I lov- I love icecream what about you? Uh what is your favorite dessert?/

Cool I guess, shit. I like vanilla too. Heh. *he wiped the drool off his face, he was shaking* I swear he is not thinking anything sus.))

😭)) *he said* what the hell are you doing?

*he pulled it away*

*steve walked outta the tent holding an ice pack up to his face grumbling*

*he waved* today is not a good luck day for me.

Steve said that thou-)) *he had a camera and snapped a photo of you randomly*

True)) Get ready 😧)) *tankman snapped more photos making Steve complain* can you take photos that you’re gonna hold your “gun” to later cap-

*he said* steve you idiot I just want photos for uh- to hang up on my tent’s wall. *steve stuck his tongue out at tankman*

CRYING RN AT WHAT STEVE SAID)) *he sighed* look what you did tankman. *tankman started to look around for you*

*some people where fighting and shooting eachother but it was only a small crowd*

*tank man responded back to steve*!by the way if you’re saying im gonna hold my quote on quote gun at those photos, you better think about you doing that to daisy, hah.*steve slowly turned his head and said* w-what??

For not to 🤧))

*tankman ran over to you and said* get up *while kicking you, Steve was still looking out into the horizon with a blank stare with his face red*

*he looked down at you something looked off in his face expression*

*he helped you up* come on.

Damn I’ll just do something random)) *daisy came back after fighting he only had a small cut on her arm but she was fine*

Shy girl vibes)) *he dragged you over to his tent*

*you where now in his tent*

Should I make him confess?))

Ok)) And should daisy and Steve uh 😭 yk do something bc we need cursed things))

😭 ok))

He held your hand* so uhm there is something I’ve been wanting to tell you- alrighty?-

🤧 y got it))

*he said* I I like you as in… crush related-

*he looked away because he was blushing hardly too*

*he jumped up in shock and looked at you and said* I knew you’d like me.

*he looked as Steve dragged daisy in the tebt* w-what are you guys doing here- *tankman said* dunno. What are you planning bit.Ch?

*steve said* just take this love show somewhere else.

*he tried to hold back his shivers but his face looked halarious even daisy laughed* I have the urge to draw. What should I draw))

*his face went red as he just stood there with a frown but then he put his hand onto your head* HELP IT REMINDS ME IF SOMETHING SUS-))

UHM SUCKIN U KNOW WHAT- AND THEY MOSTLY PUT THEIR HAND ONTO THAT PERSONS HEAD WHOS SUCKIN YK- 😭😭😭😭)) *he said* hehe now steve whatcha you and daisy up too?

SORRY IF I MADE U ALMOST FLOP OR PASS OUT))

*steve said* who’s getting busy now?

*tankman started to shake then he went* ah- a-Alice?… 😭))

*he did have a bit of a pained face but said* Nevermind-d *steve said* she suckin your dicc or what?

*he screamed* HELL NO STEVE WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU? *steve giggled and daisy was sitting on Steve’s bed acting like this was some kind of movie* 🍿🥤😎))

*steve grabbed daisy and said* we are gonna… leave you hear for your little business… *he winked and tankman looked like he wanted to kill him, daisy said* WHOAA- *as she was pulled out of the tent, you could hear steve snickering while zipping up the tent* Ok but this would 200% happen in the show probably 😭💃 it’s just to funny for me))

*he said* well that was idiotic of Steve

I don’t know. *he sighed* What should they do))

*he laid with you and was holding you* Should they fook i guess? Or should steve and daisy? *dies*))

*scream*/j)) *he was asleep then he muttered in his sleep* you like that a-Alice? Ah yeah.. *then he started to snore after saying that for like to minutes and then he stopped*

he groaned he was still sleep talking* mph-… fucc yeah that’s real nice Alice *this batch was also thrusting in his sleep😭* Me rn: HHHHHHHHHHHHHGHHHHGHHHHHH))

*he said* ngh- *he went faster 😭* HOLY HELL YEAH.

Not me blushing thinking what he is dreaming of))

*he didn’t wake up, he just stopped thrusting and wheezed* shit I did it to fast man- HELPPPP))

Omg lol she just called him a horni man)) *he woke up* AH- my head… what happened…

*he said* oh-h it was nice though… r-really nice… He doesn’t really know what to say because he is still sleepy af))

*he yawned and stretched* he siad OH WAIT- WHAT DOF I JUST SAY-

Did* not dof-)) *sobbing in fast messy typer*

*he said* what the hell did I even do?- did I talk at all? Egh- (when famous tankman quote)

SHIT. *he said, he looked embarrassed and he was red, but he was trying to cover it up with an angry look* CUCUJFFUFIUFUDSYYSSHSUDU WHaT SHOULd I dRAw I AM BOREd))

*he said* I must’ve been sleeping for a while because it’s like fuccin 1 IN THE MORNING…

Should I draw steve x daisy orrrr Alice x tankman and should it be sin or not 😀))

Ok 🍿)) *he sat there* hell… I had a hard on.-

*he got closer to you*

*he said* what are you looking at dic shit? *he clearly wanted to do something but he was acting like he didn’t like you* Imma start drawing now))

I am struggling to draw his helmet even thou I was drawing it just fine yesterday 😭)) *he acted shocked* of course not! Hehe what…

Very sad)) *he crossed him arms* shut up… ugh- … FINE.

I finally got it- but I need ideas on what they are d o i n g -)) *he smirked to* you wanna play like that, eh? *he said in a smooth voice*

I need IDEAS 👹)) *he was holding your hand moving closer to you*

*he got onto of her still with that same grin* Damn tankman goin straight for it))

*he said* sooooo? Whatcha wanna do? I still need ideas))

I’ll just try and think of something then)) *he said* cmon bit ch you got me worked up for what? Classic tankman moment))

*he turned to you* what’s with the funky face? Do you want it to happen?

*he sat there as his whole face turned red*

*he said* so uh… should we do it now or-…?

*his face turn a night brighter red* uh- uh- uh- o-ok..

*he grabbed both of your arms sleeves and shoved you forward to him hardly, he had a weak smile on his face because he was nervous* This reminds me off like one of those romance movie sences-))

*he headed in for a kiss as he basically pulled you down onto his bed and you fell onto his bed*

🤭))

Idk what should he do nexttt))

Uh ok 🤔🤭)) *he he pinned you against the wall with a smirk* You ready? *he said in a smug voice* HHHHHHHSAAAASSGHHHHH))

*he pinned you down onto the bed instead of the wall*

*he stopped pinning you then started to unzip his pants with a smug look on still*

*this batch said* you ready, for the time of your life? OHMYGOSHUCCYYCVYUVUC))

They back in his tent)) Also, UAFGHHHHHHHH 😧😧😧)) *he unzipped his pants completely* UUUUUGIGIIGGIGI))

Oh wait yeah- so then they are at her’s))

Aka daisies))

*he shoved his whole dic in without a warning*

Not me laughing for what))

*he said* whoa what’s wrong* 😭👌))

*he started to thrust* AH- f-Fuc yeah- 😀📸))

*he took it out and wheezed* I went to fast… I need a moment…..

🤔📸))

Yea I do)) *he started to do it again WITHOUT A DAMN WARNING*

*he whispered sharply* c-can you try and be quiet? I’m sorry but people might hear you… Sorry I don’t play it))

Nope I’ve only heard of it)) *he went harder* 😭👌📸))

*he went even faster and let out a moan, then covered his mouth*

*he stopped thrusting but he still had it in* I didn’t mean to do that.

*he said* imma gonna continue… *he did it even faster than before*

*he stopped* you need me too stop?

*he said* I’ll take that as a yes…?

Since I have the urge to draw again what else should I draw))

*dies in funni*)) *he zipped up his pants again* uhm… so..? What now? The awkward moment))

This gonna be funny)) *he looked at you* uno? I was playing that months ago with Steve.

*he nodded* sure.

*he was just staring at you*

*he randomly fell onto his face (he is on the bed btw) and started to sleep*

*he snored loudly*

*he kicked your head in his sleep which made it fall over*

*he grunted and mumbled in his sleep* n-no Alice… d-don’t die… I want you to s-stay with me… *a tear streamed down his face*

*then he flinched as he was still dreaming and he muttered sharply*f-fuc you skittles you will pay for-r this-s…..

*he stopped dreaming and he was sleeping silently*

300th comment)) Oh no alice on beast mode rn)) *skittles was looking through his magazine of uh,,,, not kid friendly stuffs… and snickering as he slowly looked and flipped through the pages*

Yos)) *he threw the magazine out of the watch tower and it landed on your head*

Btw what’s your discord))

I thought u had it thou?)) *he screamed* WHO THE **** ARE YOU?

Oh)) *he slapped your hand away from you* I-Is this a dream c-come true? *he muttered to himself but it was easy to hear him*

Unexpected))

*he said* what do you mean? Btw no I’m not shipping them, skittles seemed just to be the type of person that simps for like half of the girls or other people he meets))

*he shrugged* I don’t care I kinda want to do an eddsworld rp too))

*he glared back*

*he sat there and yawned*

*two soldiers were playing uni then gasped and started to whisper to eachother, you couldn’t tell if they were talking shit about you, happy ig?, or just plain out confused..* Btw for the eddsworld rp __> ))

*skittles said* this is sweetttt

*he shrugged*

*he said*oh hey- *and then he gasped, Steve just stared at you with shock on his face*

*tankman glared at you and so did Steve*

*then their faces turned to grind as they both got up and talked over each other praising you*

*tankman sat on a random chair in the corner of his tent*

*he tried to get free* Listen girl- you’re hot, but this is just outrageous.. I mean… our team does tourchering an…. other way but….. yeah….. *steve said* I remember. Your si call team mates tried to tourchering me and then I got my dic stabbed. *skittles laughed then Tankman slapped the back of skittles helmet* don’t say my girl his hot. And don’t make fun of my best friend. *steve said with a grin* Oooooohoho? Your girl?~ Are you and Alice dating? *tankman said* no shit Sherlock. Wasn’t it easy to tell?

*he said to alice* Just go and put him back. There is nothing he can do, he’s just a kid. And… *he pulled out a pocket knife and held it up to skittles goggles as skittles tried to lean back away from them.* we’ll make sure he doesn’t.

*daisy came back shaking and then fell to the ground, bleeding*

*she comes back into the tent 😰 not outside))

Ok))

*skittles said* are you gonna let me go now?

But have you even seen how the torcher ppl 😰))

*he tried to untie himself stupidly*

*he said* DO IT ALREADY I DONT HAVE ABY INTREST OF YOU ANYMORE BECAUSE YOU ARE DATING THAT SO CALLED TANKMAN HE IS A UGLY BOZO. IF HE CANT LEAD A ARMY RIGHT HE CANT LEAS NOTHING RIGHT.

*he tried to kick you* O-OK I UNDERSTAND…. YOU LOVE THAT SON OF A BĪTCH OREO HELMET LOOKING D-DUDE *wheeze*

*he managed to gasp* A-A -S-S… H-HO-…L…E…. *he slowly passed out then he was fully knocked out*

*one of them grabbed ur arm and grinned* (insert name) get the camera ready for our captain. He’s gonna wanna see these photos of of “tourchering” her. Uhm yeah- they do that type of tourchering as in yk…. 😰 it’s canon btw that they do that bc it was in the a episode once))

*The other grabbed you and started to drag you and passed out skittles back to the base and soon as you know it you were in the “basement”*

*he kicked you down into a chair and tied ropes*

*he was picking up s o m e t h I n g, then tankman came kicking down the metal door with blood all over his gear and huge guns he held up in the air as he shit the two people who were trying to hurt you and skittles got passed him without him noticing* Imagine how much edits there would be of this sence 😭))

It would be like 50% of the time this audio lamo: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=IKPenjkG1qI )) *he grabbed you and ran out while shooting other people and ran back to his tank and started to drive fast to the camp*

*they were to lazy to case after you but they did the same*

*blood and guts flew everywhere as it set off leaving a trail of dust which made tankman cough and then he parked the tank and threw you off before jumping off himself*

*he jumped off as Steve walked out, but, daisy was not with him-*

*steve said* daisy is back in the tent.. *tankman grabbed your arm and pulled you into the tent then Steve panicking said* WAIT- *trying to grab tankmams arm and stop him but he missed*

*he walked in and said* eugh- what is that sticky while stuff all over your fur- wait…. *daisy said* when you and Alice were gone uhhh we… *tankman said* Oh- *he walked out of the tent quietly and Steve standed there flushed awkwardly*

*steve slipped back into the tent to finish his unfinished "business"*

*unholy noises came from the tent as then tankman grabbed you and ran, he bumped into a soldier as the soldier said* watch it punk- oh sorry cap. *he ignored his apology and finally stopped running and put you down*

*he said* what are you doing? Help ☹️ I’m drawing nsfw of Steve and daisy 🙂💬))

Worst part it’s uncensored 💀 and it’s working just fine 😳)) *he said* I had to run so you wouldn’t hear the noises.

🧍‍♀️)) *he said* what now/