twas your turn)

Edd: the heck?

Oooh) Edd: ...O h Tom: *cries in the back of the car*

Edd: Yeah, we can see. Tom: *drunk noises*

Tom: *snIFF* ‘Syou againhfh? Edd: .

Tom: Yeaha know he’s rightthere. Wait. Tord. Tord you re right thre?

Tom: what the pony eatin puppies.

Tom: hihi uhm. *picks up one of the bottles of smirnoff littering the backseat* Still a coupla dropsss on this one,, *drinks like 3 drops from the empty bottle*

Tom: *looks around* wheres all th smirnoff

Tom: hid? *looks at the floor* well where?

Tom: I’m confUse

Tom: umm

Tom: *drunkenly pushes matt aside and looks in the glove box to fine a bottle of smirnoff, and smiles while he steals it*

Tom: *sits back in the corner of the backseat and starts chugging down the vodka*

Tom: *gulps* NO, FRICK YOU

Tom: *keeps drinking*

Tom: *flinches and stares darkly at tord*

Tom: *jumps up and grabs tord by the front of his hoodie, raising his fist behind himself*

Tom: *looks very angery*

Tom: *glares at tord and punches him hard across the face*

Tom: *shoves Tord to the ground and climbs fully out of the car*

gtg)

hereeee)

Tom: >:(

Tom: >:(((

Tom: aA WHY THE FISH FLAVORED FIZZ STICKS DO YOU HAVE FANGS

Tom: *kicks Tord in the stomach*

Tom: *insert random string of curse words*

Tom: Ffffricc

no, memefruits rp is “i need your help, i’m gonna die” and they’re crying. this is “DOES CAR GO V R O O M, TOM!?” and a drunk pineapple boi fighting a living gun.) Tom: ohh shoot. *climbs back in the car* Edd: *silently does the same*

Tom: *starts crying again* HOW DID YOU EVEN KNOW ABOUT THAT

Tom: rRRRRR- FRICK YOU!! *opens the car door and jumps on the giant robot’s arm*

Tom: *stays on and hopelessly bites the metal*

hhrgh hi) Tom: *sad scared drunk noises*

Tom: *lands on the ground and basically dies* Edd: *hiding in a compartment under the seat* 0_0

EDDISODE REFERENCES 100) Tom: *pretty much dead but ok*

tom: *i sleep.*

Tom: *notices he's literally dying* ... F I N A L L y.

Tom: *frowns at the realization that he's probably gonna die before killng Tord*

Tom: Well I can't *cOUgh cough* friccin move

Edd: wHy ShOuLd I tRuSt YoU?

((Skrrt it was ur turn

“Yeah.. we could tell.. you didn’t have to be so loud about it..” He mumbled in annoyance.

“So.. why are you upset anyway..?” He asked the ginger curiously yet in slight annoyance.

He raised a brow.

“Well...I guess I kind of do..” he mumbled as he scratched the back of his head nervously as the two taller boys stared at him.

“Besides trying to apologize.. I really just need somewhere to hide right now.. the army is after me because I failed my mission to kill you three, I really didn’t want to but.. I had to.. but I failed my mission and now they’re after all four of us.”

“I-it’s a long story.. when I left I joined the army but I didn’t expect this all to happen...”

“T-Tom calm down.. its hard to explain but apparently when you sign up you kind of make a promise to kill everybody you love without realizing it..”

“I-I..” he looked around nervously, “N-no..” He lied in embarrassment.

He looked off to the side sadly, biting his lip and frowning. His bandages on his face had already come loose from when he covered his ears.

“The Red Army as they all called it.. I soon became the Red Leader and my final mission was to kill you all.. but I failed and they took my position and tried to kill me. The only thing useful those bastards have ever done was cut off my arm..” He lifted up his nub of what was left of said arm.

“Yeah.. I’m surprised you didn’t notice it was gone..” He huffed.

“It was.. but they cut it off after that whole incident because it was useless after that..”

“Yeah I’m fine now.. that was months ago.. but you guys need to hide me and yourselves..”

“It’s fine..” He looked away from Tom angrily, he was going to show his enemy and sympathy, not matter how desperate he was.

“We just have to avoid anybody.. you never know who could be working for them..”

He rolled his eyes.

“I never told them where you all live so we should be safe here.. just please don’t throw me onto the streets or something I’ll do anything!”

He sighed in relief, “Thanks guys..”

((Oop oh no oh no oh no the cursed ship oh no His eye widened at the sudden hug.

He pointed at Matt, “but he just saw that-“

He rolled his eyes and walked out nervously.

((Hol up brb in a few minutes ;w; i’ll comment on here when back

“Is there anyway we can check to see who it is..?” He whispered.

He bit his lip, “Okay you both hide. I’ll see who it is.”

“Go find him and hide! Hurry!” He yelled at them.

Edd raised his head in surprise of Tom’s voice, “Tom?” Tord watched them nervously, waiting for them to hide.

He sighed as he cautiously answered the door. ((You rp whoever is at the door?👀

His eye widened as he immediately recognized the man and slammed the door shut, holding it shut with his body and panicking.

He panicked internally as he opened the door again and stared at him.

His eyes widened as he looked back at the three of them, “We have to get out of here. Now.”

“They know we’re here. We have to get out of here.”

“We have to get far from here. Pack what you need quickly.”

Edd grabbed his lucky cola can and a sketchbook and met everybody back in the living room.

“Okay let’s get out of here!” Tord said nervously.

He cautiously walked out, Edd followed behind him.

“I had a barn I stayed in after I left the army.. or well they kicked me out.. we can bunk there for tonight.. it’s not the nicest or cleanest but it should work.”

“It’s quite the walk.. so I hope you guys are ready..” He murmured.

((Oh shit yeah “Oh! I hav to grab one more thing!” Edd exclaimed as he ran inside.

He grabbed Ringo in his arms and ran back out, “Alright I’m ready now!” Tord huffed, “Alright lets go..”

*timeskip time* It took them about two hours of walking but they finally made it to the run down barn.

“Finally..” Tord huffed as he unlocked the barn door with a key he had in his pockets.

The entered the barn, hay and hay stacks were scattered everywhere. Rats had basically taken over the barn same with cockroaches and spiders.