in 6th class we were doing an irish play and my teacher decided to get mics cause we were too damn quiet so this guy david (one of the class clowns) was I think either backstage or on the stage while we were rehearsing and omg the mic kinda messed up and made some trumpet like noise around the whole hall and he jumped and kept saying BLYAT CYKA BLYAT the teacher was shocked af and said "dAVID!" as we were all laughing backstage