Ivy and um...Netflix and chill? Idk I'm running low on ideas

Sure o3o

Ivy:put a shirt on you sexy beast.

can i join?????

Ivy:fine *takes her shirt off* >:3 we are now even

Ivy:and ur dick is small~

Ivy:I should know~

Ivy:JUST SHUT UP AND WATCH NETFLIX WITH ME YOU SCRUB

Ivy:fine...no one knows about this k? *snuggles with jaxson*

(I'm thinking about a song now XD ) Ivy:snuggles and wuggles your chest I hope daddy likies~ (Don't ask you made the song get stuck in my head again)

Ivy:shut up it's a song

Ivy:whatever...ugh I just realized something

Ivy:the popcorn is in the kitchen and I'm to lazy to move...

Ivy:gimme some! Plzzzz

Ivy:**** you to then *eats it*

Ivy:you got something...*licks it* popcorn!

Ivy:*insert lenny* is it weird that our faces can magically become lennys?

Ivy:bish tf?

Ivy:today is wamons day!!!! Respect the wamons and also I'm not a ****ing housewife

Ivy:but sure I'll make ya a sandwich

Ivy:*comes back with a sandwich and eats it*

Ivy:says the ****ing earth retard

Ivy:tsk tsk tsk don't disrespect wamons

Ivy:but whyyyyyyy

Ivy:I don't even know how to respond to that

Ivy:but I Love you to -w-

Ivy: ;))))))) also one more thing *kisses jaxson* stop and get help

Ivy: you really need help babe like mental help

Ivy:but what?

Ivy:did i...send the wrong signals? ;)

Ivy: I'm concerned for your well being

Ivy:Idk honestly :/

Ivy: :p

Ivy:hey!!! Where tf are you taking me!?!

Ivy:remember when I first met you? Or...did you forget?

Ivy:pfft I don't ****ing care you forgot

Ivy: I remember we met in a school then one day you picked me up and flew me towards a pool and dropped me in it -w-

Ivy: fun fact I just now remembered that

Ivy:yep I also remembered you were kind of a ****ing pervert *laughs*

Ivy:you ****ing retard! Don't you remember I never learned how to swim!

Ivy:*blushes* i-i just never had the time!

Ivy:*puffs her cheeks out* do you even know how to swim?

XD UR AFK

Ivy:teach meh.

(Oof tomorrow is Saturday for me I'm off) Ivy: why not????

(Oof) Ivy:your mean~ *pouts*

(Well it's 9:18 for meh when you have to go lemme know)what Ivy:wut? I thought you were supposed to wear a swimsuit what kind of ducked up logic is that?

Ivy:w-wha!!!

Ivy:turn around for a second you perv

Ivy:****...well I can't grab it you get it

(Oki)

Ivy:cuz I don't know how to swim you idiot!

Ivy:and your the one that flew me here knowing my bra could've fell off!

Ivy:thank you. Now turn around

Ivy:*sighs* suit yourself *takes her wet shirt off and puts on her bra* I need your shirt

Ivy:my shirt is wet!!! I can't wear that

Ivy:so I need your shirt :3

Ivy:*puts on jaxsons shirt* can I touch them? :p

Ivy:*touches his abs* excuse me for one second *fangirls*

Ivy:that can have two meanings one where I might end up killing you the other I call you and idiot and blush. Explain please

Ivy:*kills that girl and jumps into the pool* let's just go home

Ivy:so...are there any other fangirl I need to ki- I mean tell them that your taken?

Ivy:wait what? Pfft I've never seen anyone other than you look at me in that type of way

Ivy:welp I'm already taken~

Ivy:well I just ruined your shirt Imma go grab my sweater!

Ivy:*takes his shirt off and throws it at him* there ya go

Ivy:*comes back in her kitty outfit* I forgot to wash my other clothes -_- why does the earth hate me?

Ivy:this sucks...*pouts*

Ivy:I don't even know how you manage to eat that sandwich

Ivy:it has a ****ing shirt in it

Ivy:REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Ivy:you are really mean

Ivy:hmph!

Ivy:*pretends to be mad*

Ivy:*mumbles* you should keep your shirt off

Ivy:n-nothing!

Ivy:oh thank god...

Ivy:so?my God you better not be treating me like a ****ing housewife again

Ivy:Oki :3

Ivy:am I going to get some? :3

Ivy:thank god!! I'm hungry I could eat a living person! Wait...that's not how the saying goes my bad

(Oki see ya!)

Ivy:what's wrong? :>

Ivy:noooo!

Ivy:oh wait. Thats what Chinese food is made out of I'm dumb

Ivy:but I'm not a cat *looks at her outfit* ****

Ivy:hurry up I'm hungry!

Ivy:I just thought of something

Ivy:welp nevermind that! I'm hungry

Ivy:*eats*

Ivy:is it wrong to say you look hot while your eating?

Ivy:we'll then I'm gonna say it...you look hot while your eating~

Ivy:your welcome~ (my god everything they say is considered a cliff XD)

Ivy:and you'd look more sexy with no shirt on~

*considered

(Look lemme just say this I have a really ****ed up life and I really shouldn't know this stuff and I already know since I said this you might think I'm weird and not want to hang out with meh anymore) (I'm like nine...well that's the end of one friendship)

(Thanks I was crying because I didn't want to end this friendship but I thought you would think I was weird)

(Its not your fault! No need to apologize I'm just glad that we are still friends)

(Its fine!)

(OwO)

(Same I'm very ****ed up and I'm crying tears of joy because this is ****ing beautiful)

(Its not even your fault I kinda assumed you wouldn't like me anymore)

(Its fine! It's actually considered good you asked Idk why but I just know it is :3)

Ivy:owo

Ivy:your the baka here *eats sushi*

Ivy:no u

Ivy:*hurries up and stuffs it in her mouth* and I finished second!

Ivy:if you finished first that means ur fat XD

Ivy:wut! No that's unfair! Cuddles are life

Ivy:so???

Ivy:my God why do you get so butthurt over that word? Fat people are cool are you saying that they are ugly?

Ivy:XD ok sure

Sorry if I chat late I'm listening to a song called S.L.U.T.

Ivy:I thought I couldn't get cuddles >:3

Ivy:so...basically your eating a hoe? Also known as a 304

*dating fricking auto!

Ivy:why do you like 304s?

Ivy:tf? Wait...ARE YOU OK?

Ivy:who...in their right mind thinks on the ground?

Ivy:pffft now I really think you need help

Ivy:you did that on purpose didn't you? >:D

Ivy:you sir...are evil

Ivy:hos? I'm the most nicest person on earth

*how

Ivy:um...it was accident

Ivy:it was...a accident yep totally

(I'm afk see ya tomorrow)

No I commented

Oh but you keep making me wait

(I'm kinda bad at multi rping)

Lol same