kick it across the room

Vore me daddy

*hug it close* BABBYYY

run, if that doesnt work, bite him

my grave would say "died from a floof"

Do nothing and give it venison

stare into its adorable eyes, if it tries to hurt me I'd just pick it up

-gives a snickers bar- you're not you when you're hungry

it would hurt, yes, but i wouldn't regret a thing. UwU And if it did attack me i would hug it. Or throw it in a pool :/.

hippity hoppity your intestines are now my property