no probs MY TRAINS

My basement, uh Gonna show you my beautiful basement Where the concrete floor feels cool to the touch I'll turn up the heat if it's too much I'll turn on the light bulb on the wire Turn on the dehumidifier I'm serious when I flick this next switch Look you in the eye, and I say "check this" [Chorus] My trains, uh My trains, uh I got small ones, tiny little trains I come down here just to get away My trains, uh My trains, uh It's like magic, magic trains I wish these trains could take me away [Bridge] Chugga chugga woo-woo Chugga chugga woo-woo Chugga chugga woo-woo Chugga chugga woo-woo

In the club, the Model Railroad Club A mother****er said shit about my trains Might as well have took a shit on my brain 'Cause I went insane I laid track on his ass with a styrofoam bat But the president never did let me back after that Shit, I said, "**** you Who the **** needs a punk ass choo-choo crew anywho?" [Chorus] My trains, uh My trains, uh I got small ones, tiny little trains I come down here just to get away My trains, uh M-m-m-m-my trains, uh It's like magic, magic trains I wish these trains could take me awa-a-a-a-a-a-a-a [Bridge] Chugga chugga woo-woo Chugga chugga woo-woo [Verse 3] I lie here every night I feel like if I focus And think of getting smaller I'll gradually get smaller And if I get small enough My trains will seem much bigger And I'll be the conductor The tiniest conductor

Then whatchu gonna do? Then whatchu gonna do? Whatchu gonna do then, huh? Whatchu gonna do? Whatchu gonna do? Whatchu gonna do when I'm ****ing small Like one inch tall You won't see me coming at all When I crawl into your ear late at night Yeah, you heard me right mother****er, sleep tight And you think I'm just another bad dream But I'm a tiny little man in your bloodstream Little hands hold an artery shut Yeah, that's right mother****er, then what? [Chorus] My trains My trains My trains, uh My trains, uh I got small ones. Tiny little trains I come down here just to get away My trains, uh My trains, uh They're like magic. Magic trains I wish these trains could take me away (chugga chugga woo-woo) My trains (chugga chugga woo-woo) My trains (chugga chugga woo-woo) My trains (chugga chugga woo-woo) My trains

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