this statement is false

everything I say is a lie

the statement below is true the statement above is false

deep down, you’re really shallow

if I know one thing, it’s that I know nothing

To go anywhere, you must go halfway first, and then you must go half of the remaining distance, and half of the remaining distance, and so forth to infinity: Thus, motion is impossible.

darn I thought I could comment all my paradoxes before you replied

Wait I'm a what? I'm a pen?

imnotapenijustlikehavingabfdidrawingasmypfpalsowhydidntyoulookatitiusedyourfile