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ITSPIZZATIME[OP]
24.03.2025 06:48
LinkAt least I’m not sick anymore ….. more or less.
ITSPIZZATIME[OP]
24.03.2025 06:50
Link((Waiting on my soldier account so I’m gonna **** around on here a bit
Oh no I’m so happy to see you bud! I’m just ah.. still a bit under the weather- What..er.. what brings ya around?
Pepper0ni, please!!
< He chuckled happily, though when as he flicked his tail up and down he looked up at Elliot with a gaze only a scheming child would have. >
Yeah, yeah of course.
*Elliot was… uneasy. He didn’t trust this kid one bit but oh well, he wanted pizza. As hesitant as he was to give it to him, considering their history.. c00lkidd hadn’t done anything to warrant no slice. Not yet anyways.. he reached into the bag that carried all the pizza boxes he had, and pulled out a slice, handing it to the kid carefully.*
It’s hot, let it cool down a bit before you go eating it, alright?
< He takes the slice happily, taking time to blow on it to make it ever so slightly less hot, tail wagging as he takes a bite, chewing quickly. >
Y0u haven’t seen Bluudude ar0und, have y0u?
*he watched quietly as the kid blew on the pizza and ate it, smiling just a little bit. He was glad that the pizza was good. Then he paused at the question*
Errr.. no, no I haven’t. Why you lookin for him, if ya don’t mind me asking?
I’m sorry but.. I don’t know who that is- or even.. WHAT that is.
Bluudude kn0ws! He kn0ws very well!!
< He takes another bite of the pizza, contemplating something as he tilts his head. >
W0uld y0u help me find him?
*he remains silent for a bit, tapping his fingers against eachother. The silence grew uncomfortable to him so he was relieved to hear c00lkidd speak again. Thinking before replying.*
Hm.. yeah! Sure I can at least try to help..
< He grins, running around Elliot in a circle, giddy as he stops to look around. >
H0nestly I th0ught he w0uld’ve c0me t0 y0u first!! I dunn0 wh0 else he’d want t0 see if n0t me!!
Just l00k f0r any traces 0f blue!!
Ah!
*he laughed a bit, watching as he ran around him in circles.. admittedly it made him just a little dizzy.*
Why would he even want to see me? Well.. aside from pizza of course-.. hm.. anyways. Where should we start first…..
Pizza’s the exact reas0n!! Maybe er… lemme think..
< He tapped his foot in frustration as he thought, before tugging on the hem of Elliot’s shirt. >
D’ya kn0w where a park is??
*he chuckled to himself, scratching his chin as he thought; Zoning out as the gears turned in his brain. He was bright back to reality at the tug, so he looked down, a smile appearing on his face.*
Yup! I know exactly where one is- it shouldn’t.. be too far from here I think..!
Lead da way!!
< He chuckled happily, looking around in anticipation. >
Alrighty!
*he began walking in a direction, humming while he did. He was fairly certain there was a park this way, his sense of direction was great!… sometimes.*
Y0u d0 kn0w where we’re g0ing, riiight?
< He jogged slightly to keep pace with him, looking around absentmindedly but still making sure to follow closely. >
Yeah, of course!…. I should.. probably slow down shouldn’t I-
*he laughed to himself, rubbing the back of his neck awkwardly. Then an idea came to him.*
.. orrr! I could give you a piggyback ride! That way we could get there quicker, I recognize the area and know exactly where that park is now.
000!! That’d be FUN!! I L0VE PIGGYBACK RIDES!!
< He stops walking and raises his arms to be lifted, grinning widely as he bounced on his tiptoes expectantly. >
((Getting cute aggression over this imagery I’m going to start violently sobbing
*elliot snickered, stretching his arms before picking the little guy up, a little… heavy but he’s carried worse, he then gently placed the kid on his back, his legs going over elliots shoulders.*
I do have to ask you.. be careful with your claws.. please.
*he chuckled sheepishly, waiting a few seconds before quickly making his way to the park.*
¡ IM GIGGLING ITS SO SILLY and then the c00lgui appears /j
D0nt w0rry!! I’m the m0st careful 0ut there!!
< He giggles, leaning an arm slightly on Elliot’s head and making sure not to nick him as he looked around, searching vehemently. >
It’s like I’m 0n t0p 0f the w0rld!!
((I so badly wanna draw this but my motivation. 💔💔💔💔
*he nodded slowly, totally believing that.*
Aha! Yeah I know right? Someday you’ll be as tall as me, I guarantee it!
*he hummed, making a few turns, and in the distance they could see the park! Elliot picked up his pace, a steady jog now.*
¡ I WOULD DRAW IT BUT ITS 2AM AND IF I OPEN MY FLASHBANG OF AN IPAD I THINK ID GET KILLED…
S0meday I’ll be the tallest pers0n EVER!!
< Feeling their pace pick up made the ride ever so slightly more bumpy, so he leaned his head on top of Elliot’s to maintain their balance easier, holding onto them ever so slightly roughly with their claws, not enough to draw blood, but enough to feel the pressure. >
¡ wanted 2 check… IS bluudude just in elliot’s office in this jnteraction…..?
((HELP there is always tomorrow…. C00lkidd and Elliot bonding time will be drawn tmrw and if I don’t may god himself strike me down . And It would be funny if Elliot were trying to keep bluudud safe from the wrath of c00lkidd and c00lguy sooo.. I say for the sake of comedy yes .
True that!
*he hummed, a little weary of the sudden pressure of his claws. slowing down to a stop once they made it to the park, crouching down to his knees so c00lkidd could climb off safely*
And here’s our stop! I’m not seein’ a whole lot of blue though..
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¡ SOSORRY I FELL ASLEEP pizza guy bonds with this kid who usually terrorizes him is soso silly… but that blue bastard WILL be met with retribution!!!!!!
Mmm… I HATE cheaters in games, but I have an idea!! Y0u just can’t tell any0ne, 0kay?
< He stumbles his way down to the ground, rubbing his hands together mischievously with a grin. >
¡ SORRY I REREAD WHAT I SENT AFTER WAKING UP MORE AND REALIzed HOW I SOUNXED, rewrote ta fix some stuff
((I FIGURED YOU DID YEAH HOPE U SLEPT WELL!! Cool uncle/brother bond type shit/j AND.ididnt even see the other thing u wrote so ur good !!
*he stood back up when c00lkidd had stumbled down, making sure that he didnt fall, before lifting a brow and tilting his head with curiosity.*
Oh? Hmm.. alright yeah! I wont tell, sure. What is it?
¡ GAH SORRY FOR NOT RESPONDING I DIDNT SEE!! i gotta throw them both off a cliff…
< He chuckles before slamming his fist into the ground, summoning two pizza minions on either side of him. >
My b0ys!! They can track any0ne I want!!
< He turns to them, giving them orders to find that blue RAT, and they start walking off in a direction slowly, c00lkidd taking Elliot’s hand to tug him along. >
They’re m0stly harmless!! I pr0mise!!
¡ maybe elliot would recognize theyre starting to walk towards the pizza place…c00lkidd is just unreasonably unaware at all times
((ALL GOOOD!! AAHGH I agree. Gripping them both and readying 2 throw
…oh-
*he immediately looked scared, could totally be because he didn’t quite trust them.. though in reality, it was because they were heading to the pizza place. Oh no.*
M…mostly.. harmless you say…….
*he gulped, scratching his neck and following along. This could only end so poorly for him.*
They 0nly f0ll0w what I say!! They w0uldn’t hurt a fly unless I t0ld them t0!!
< He looks up at Elliot for a moment, analyzing him before continuing to just tug him along at the slow pace of the minions. >
Is this way g0ing anywhere??
Right… unless you told them.. to…. Ahm..
*he cleared his throat, eyes wandering around. God those pizza minions looked freaky as hell.*
G- oh! Uh.. it.. looks like.. back the way we came?? That’s weird..
*he tried playing it off, biting his inner cheek as they got closer to the pizza place.*
Wha?— Maybe he was f0ll0wing us… Pick up the pace, b0ys!!
< He broke into a slight jog as he tried to anticipate exactly where they were going, though it seemed more obvious they were heading back to the pizza place when it came into view. >
Was he really getting pizza??
((I had a mouthful of food while replying and I just saw “BLUUDUD IS ****ING COOKED” and nearly spat all my food out thanks for that /silly
Maybe…
*he picked up his own pace, sighing defeatedly once they were in front of the pizza place. He never really enjoyed lying.. oh well, he cleared his throat with a shrug. What did this shrug mean? Hell if he knew, he just didn’t know how to reply to that question vocally.*
Umm.. well….. maybe he just … went here after seeing us walk away??
Pfft, t00 bad we kn0w he’s here n0w!!
< He didn’t bat an eye as he sent away his boys, both of them going up in wisps of flames. >
I d0nt see him at any tables… I kn0w I’d see his bright blue!! D0 y0u think he g0t behind the counter??
< He was peering through the front windows quite unnervingly for the customers, before opening the front door to enter again. >
¡ bluudude is living on borrowed time.
Umm.. he could be? Here let’s go in, I’ll check the back and.. I’ll get you a slice of pizza while I check, yeah?
*he asked, partly because he didn’t trust c00lkidd to be in the back, but also he wondered if he could warn bluudud, maybe get him out by the window… it was the only plan he had, plus.. he wanted c00lkidd to stop scaring the customers. They paid for their food.*
But I wanna c0me!! If he saw the back, I sh0uld be able t0 see t00!!
< He looked up at him with puppy-dog eyes, pleading as he looked back n forth between Elliot and the employee only area. >
Well- well uh.. if he saw the back that means he.. probably snuck in! That’s not very uh… um……..
*he tried his best to not look at him directly in the face while his sentence trailed off. Because he knew… he knew if he saw those pleading puppy dog eyes he’d give in.*
¡ oooooo you want to look so badly ooooooo
Pretty pleease Mr. Elliot?
(( HE DOES…..
,,,,, ugh- I-
*he looked at the floor, defeated while sighing and holding the bridge of his nose.*
Fine- fine, but only if you promise to stay in my sight and-… don’t break anything..
0kay 0kay I w0nt!!
< He takes the time to run to the back, careful to make sure he saw Elliot within view behind him as he just snooped around, peering into open rooms and looking around in awe at all the pizza components… and the random room? >
< He stopped staring at a few of the boxed up pizzas to walk over, testing the knob and finding it to be locked. >
What’s in here??
((BLUUDUD RUN. GET OUT. SAVE YOURSELF.
*he had been idly wandering around, barely looking for bluudud because well.. he knew where he was, and he was also nervous about c00lkidd being in the back. He lifted a brow and turned to him when he asked.*
Oh! That’s uh.. that’s my office, I do a bunch of like.. boring paperwork in there. Nothing special, it’s always locked when I’m away..
I wanna see what y0u d0 in there!!
< He tapped at the door a few times, seeing the window shades of the room closed as he tried to peak behind them and at what’s inside. >
Ah- you- you really wouldn’t find it interesting…
*he glanced off, seeing all the work he had to do, he sighed.*
Yknow.. since we can’t find him, why not you help me with a bit of work?
*a genuine offer, but also an attempt to change the topic.*
Your uh… little- pizza delivery guys could help too! Probably….
But I wanna see inside… Why’s it s0 hidden anyway??
< He knocked on the door, putting his head against the wall to see if there was any response at all from inside, huffing as he crossed his arms across his chest. >
I th0ught y0u said y0u had paper-w0rk in here anyway… Just a peak? And then I c0uld help with w0rk!!
Well- important paperwork that I’d rather not leave laying about.. but uh… alright I- I guess a peak wouldn’t hurt..
*he sighed, rest in peace bluudud. He grabbed his keys, jangling them to find the right one before going to unlock the door. He hoped and prayed that bluudud was intelligent enough to at the very least hide at the noises outside the door… but he wasn’t so sure. The door unlocked, and swung open*
YAAAY!!
< He rushed into the office, his tail wagging ceasing as he saw a blur of blue— >
BLUUDUDE!!—
¡ we could get… bluudude into here…
*Bluudude leaps out, jumping at c00lkidd with his arms spread in front of him. He tackled the younger child, rolling into them full force.*
# he basically foxy jumpscared them
*Elliot sure as hell wasn’t expecting any of the events to unfold, screaming while jumping back, keys falling to the floor. His hair had fluffed up, I swear if he were a cat he’d be on the ceiling. That sure as hell gave him a heart attack, his heart racing.. just a bit. It’s not everyday you see that, understandable reaction on his part.*
GOODGOD…….
¡ THIS IS WHY YOU NEED TO SEE C00LGUY
< He screeched as they rolled over, pushing back to scramble his way on top of Bluudude, tugging at his arm with a laugh. >
F00UND Y00U!!
BETRAYER!!!!
*He yelled at Elliot before turning back to c00lkidd, wrestling with him and rolling around on the floor as they scuffle.*
((Elliot is no longer a pizza guy dudes a babysitter now gl elliot
I TRIED OKAY???
*he frowned, worried for the kids safety, as the back of the pizza place wasn’t entirely the most.. safe place to horseplay. Standing there awkwardly while his eyes shifted around, sighing before attempting to pull them both apart, holding them like cats by the scruff of their necks.*
You two are NOT going to be play fighting back here- it is UNSAFE . For you and.. the things around you.
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< He lay limp, practically getting deactivated like a kitten as his tail swayed absentmindedly, a bit of fight still left in him being suppressed. >
Sorry Mr. Elliot…
*Bluudud struggled against Elliot, his tail lashing wildly.*
I'M NOT SORRY!!!! TRICKSHOT!!
*He'd manifest a brick, throwing it at c00lkidd and missing, instead hitting a shelf and knocking some stuff off.*
………………
*he stared at bluudud, then at the shelf he hit, back to bluudud, then at c00lkidd, then finally to the floor. He stayed eerily silent before it was interrupted by a deep, heavy, tired sigh. He had a lot of work to do, but first, the kids. He walked outside, the back entrance of course, and placed them both down carefully, clearly just a little upset.*
If you both are gonna play rough.. at least do it outside? I can even walk the both of you to that park c00lkidd and I went to earlier..
< He took a moment to look around at where they were and to comprehend Elliots words, before grinning. >
0h, I think we’re perfect right here!!
< He whistled to seemingly particularly no one, though called out a name he’d mentioned quite a few times today. >
C00LGUY!!
< Only a moment later was an adolescent drakobloxxer running towards them. >
# NO ELLIOT WHAT HAVE YOU DONE YOU'VE DOOMED ME
*Bluudude's expression, slightly guilty from before immediately switches to one of horror.*
No... What hav you done?!
*He looks at Elliot, before slowly turning towards c00lguy.*
C00lkidd….. NOT. near the pizza place… if you both can walk there yourself that’s fine.
*he huffed, crossing his arms and staring down at the two, more than displeased. He was not in the mood for any type of shenanigans these two had to offer, and although they were both.. sweet, at times.. they were both equally a handful, and Elliot could only hold so much.*
I swear if you guys keep this up I’ll have to get in contact with your parents-
*he remarked, leaning against the wall while rubbing his temples. Not really realizing that there was a Drakobloxxer rapidly approaching.*
It’s n0t that bad!! C00lguy is nice!! I’d be surprised if y0u C0ULD c0ntact my papa!!
< As he spoke, he completely disregarded the way the second c00lguy had actually reached a noticeable vicinity, it jumped at Bluudude. >
*He let out a high pitched scream as c00lguy jumped him.*
SH## #### #### #### ###
*He'd roll around, getting absolutely MAULED and BITTEN by the young drakobloxxer*
*he paused, left to think just a little. He was here all alone then?? He frowned a little.. all up until he saw bluudud get jumped. His eyes widened and he looked mortified.. the cursing was only just a little funny.. just a bit.*
WHA- C- C00LKIDD GET IT OFF OF HIM???
*admittedly, he was frightened. He didn’t know if he would get attacked and mauled the same way if he tried to intervene; and he didn’t want to find out. So he stood there, half ready to run back inside, half ready to attempt to help bluudud.*
HEEEELPPP HEEEAAAAAALLLPPPP!!!!!
*He was frantically trying to fight back, scrambling away and scurrying behind Elliot.*
HOLY ####ING ####
I- I don’t think that’s- playing… oh dear…
*he gulped, shielding bluudud a bit while he looked down at the creature that had mauled him moments before.*
What- even IS that thing..???
< He pulled back c00lguy by the scruff reluctantly, tapping it on the head affectionately before turning back to ‘target 1’ and ‘bystander.’ >
It’s c00lguy!! He’s my friend!! Apparently he’s a- drako… drakobloxxer!
((Heh I forgot to reply my bad gang
A drako….bloxxer…… yeah, yeah okay alright, another thing to add to the list of weird shi-…. Things I’ve seen here. Anyways-
*he knelt down, checking bluudud and just making sure he was okay. Concern and worry traced over his face. The big brother instinct I suppose! He wondered to himself where he had placed that first aid kid in the pizza place… he knew there was one there because of his… few…. Accidents! So very few that totally didn’t involve him burning or cutting himself unintentionally. Totally not.*
¡ woah OWAH YOU ALMOST SWORE!!!!!!!!!! IM TELLING!!!
Bluudude’s fiine, this isnt the first time!!
< C00lguy seemed to have something better to do as c00lkidd watched it scamper off, waving. >
Byebye!!
YOU AND YOUR WEIRD DOG ####ING SUCK!!
*He complained, hugging onto Elliot's leg and blowing a raspberry at c00lkidd.*
((HE CAUGHT HIMSELF SHHH will deny it until the end of time
Not.. the first time… I see.
*he sighed, once making sure bluudud was okay he sat back up. His eyes widening with a bit of shock at the hug on his leg, looking down with a lifted brow. Really he had no idea why he was trying to hide behind Elliot… probably as a human meat shield.. yeah…..*
Well.. it’s not all that nice of you to.. yknow- sick your….. pet? Friend?? Whatever you consider it, onto him.
Wha- I d0n’t TRY t0 send c00lguy 0n him!! He just seems t0 d0 that whenever!!
< He crosses his arms across his chest, though does take a step forward towards them, peaking at Bluudude and sending a raspberry right back. >
Y0u’re fiine!
Blehhh!! Yur dog is as stupid as you!!!!
*He snickered as he sent a middle finger towards c00lkidd before hiding behind Elliot even farther, using him basically as a meat shield.*
ELLIOT!!! I have come with a pizza idea imagine if you put chicken wings on pizza like you roll the chicken into the pizza and then you eat it I need you to make that stat!
WHY!!!! I don’t see
WHYYY NOOOTTTTTTTTT or wait you could put the pizza inside of the chicken so it’s chicken breaded pizza
Because it’s an abomination and if you REALLY want chicken on pizza that bad There’s a thing called “chicken bacon ranch” pizza.
can I actually have blueberry breaded chicken with a side of garlic on the pizza also don’t forget one singular slice of moldy bread
I forgot to tell you, I wanted three pieces of chicken on top of it…!
I didn’t even tell you the 34 more things I wanted on the pizza… sighhhhhhh
If I ever see you on this property again I’m beating your ass. HARD. (/ref
Yeah!! And also a place ta hide.. you haven't seen the.. the RED one here rite?
The red …. One…..? OH! oh- uh.. he passed by here a bit ago, not sure where he went off to though.. cheese or pepperoni?
CHEESE!! Pepperoni has RED stuff on it!
..Okay thats good!! Can I- Cannihideinyourofficeorsomething PLEASE PLEASE PLEAAASE!!!
((Bluudud getting cheese and c00lkidd getting pepperoni is so cute to me actually
…… if you promise not to mess with anything, or BREAK anything, I’ll let you hide out in there for a bit…
# they are so baby little guys
I PROMISE!! JUST HIDE ME PLEAAASEE COOLKIDD AND HIS STUPID DOG ARE GONNA JUMP ME!!!!
C00lkidd has a dog.? Agh, whatever, come on, I’ll make you a fresh pizza too.
