Sleep Paralysis Demon: you wanna be next? 😏

Me: *wants to scream: KIORI COME BACK PLEASE but can’t bc paralysis* Sleep Paralysis Demon: *starts clapping my cheeks*

Sleep Paralysis Demon: alright. I’m done.. 😁 due to me having supernatural powers I made it so now tomorrow you will be going into labor ok *fades away* Me: 😭

Me: *still paralyzed so cannot talk* 😭

Me: GAH! Oh god… KIORI, be honest.. how bad is it *shows you my stomach which seems to already have a kid in it* 😰

Me: *stomach hurts* AAAAAAAAAAA

Sleep Paralysis Demon: turn away for a sec. 😋 Sleep Paralysis Demon: *starts clapping my cheeks*

Me: *tears roll down my eyes*

Sleep Paralysis Demon: too late 😋 in about 24 hours HES gonna be in labor because of my supernatural powers and I making him go through labor because I’m cruel ok bye *yeets self into a black void*

Sleep Paralysis Demon: haha you already know! 👀

Sleep Paralysis Demon: *clapping my cheeks* Me: 🙂🙂🥲

Sleep Paralysis Demon: Hey wtf! I’m in the middle of something! You want some of this too?! 😡

Sleep Paralysis Demon: GET OFF OF ME Me: *starts to regain control of upper body* 😲 *starts crawling away*

never fall asleep like this and make the same mistake I did 😰

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