Scratcher trying to find Ema a love interest

I’ll let you go first

Scratcher: Ema What are you thinking about

Scratcher: You’re lonely and you want to look for someone

Scratcher: You know I know someone that’s really lonely and he really needs a girl in his life he’s a friend of mine and everyone is scared of him maybe it’ll work out between you and him

((oof, guess we've got a theme, i'll be Aro))

His name is salamander he’s been rejected by a bunch of girls Due to the fact that he’s got really sharp teeth and his got two different eyes and he’s from the countryside so can you give him a chance he’s a really nice guy when you get to know him but just don’t make him mad

Scratcher: So can you give him a chance

A: (sitting around on a phone) ..

Scratcher: I’ll call him and tell him the good news *A few minutes later*

A: (draws some pictures of random little creatures)

(There’s a knock on the door)

*It was salamander*Salamander: Hay Ema

Salamander: Scratcher called me here because you needed something

*Scratcher went out of the house with Tia* Salamander: So what do you want to do

Salamander: Sure Do you want to Watch Texas chainsaw massacre?

*After watching the Texas chainsaw massacre* Salamander: That was a good movie called classic as well

Salamander: sure

Salamander: It doesn’t matter a sandwich would be good

Salamander: What kind of sandwiches are you making

Salamander: Ham I can add a few more things to it (Grabs a bunch of things from the refrigerator)

Salamander: Just that you’re a little tiny Hiney in the living room OK when I’m done making the sandwich you’re going to have a taste was blown away my friends seem to love it a lot it’s an old family recipe just sit down and just enjoy

*Two minutes later* salamander: Ema it’s done!

Salamander: I Call it the junkyard It’s because it has different types of meat on it and other vegetables to

Salamander: Take a bite and tell me what your thoughts are I’m gonna be in the bathroom

Salamander: well what did you think?

Salamander: 0/////////0 It’s not that big of a deal I mean I’m glad you enjoyed it

(Then all of a sudden Ema’s phone rings)

Scratcher: Hey Ema how’s it going over there Is he treating you well

Scratcher: She is wearing my clothes apparently anyway are you starting to have feelings for salamander

Salamander: Anyway I’m gonna go take a nap on the couch Scratcher: Babe what’s wrong why did you scream

Scratcher: Looks spend a little more time with salamander you need to because there’s things that’s going on with him that you won’t understand and less he’s been more time with him OK bye

Salamander: Hey Ema can I have a conversation with you in private

Salamander: Come into the living room and close the door please

Salamander: I need to tell you something only my friends know but I want you to know about it too because to be honest you’ve been really nice to me and I trust you with this OK

Salamander: I only have two years to live

Salamander: The species then I come from is legendary my family were the only two remaining salamanders and I am the last of my species if I don’t meet between these two years and now my entire species will be gone and so far no girl has ever loved me every single girl has been afraid of me because of how I look they’ve always screamed monster and I look like a psychopath nobody has ever treated me With love my friends are the only people that ever treated me like this but then came you you’ve treated me well you’ve never ran away from me not Once but it’s not like you would ever love me you my love a different person my life is about to be coming to an end soon so I’m just telling you this because I trust you and I love you but it’s not like you would ever love me back~

Salamander: Nice try nobody is ever going to love me you’re just trying to say that because you wanna make me happy who would ever fall in love with the creature like me sharp teeth one different I seriously just stop trying

Salamander: Prove it then if you truly do love me show me that you have a real affections towards me

*Salamander Get so surprised that he Faints*

Salamander: (Continuously whispers) I have a lover I have a lover I have a lover

*Salamander jumps up and kisses ema on the lips*

A new ship Has been born

Salamander: I can’t believe somebody kissed me on my God well I’ll try my best to keep you happy OK Ema

Scratcher: Hello this is Scratcher speaking

Scratcher: Let me guess you confessed?

Scratcher: That’s still confessing anyways I’m glad for you to make the most of it remember so I’m Adderly has two years to live so make it count him as well make your Marriage preparation’s while you still can and also try to seduce her while you can man

Salamander: Why in the Sam hell would you say that we just got into a relationship and then all of a sudden you’re talking about marriage and sex we’re not ready for that stuff yet man

Salamander: Well he is right on some parts due to the fact that I only have two years to live we might as well make a wedding preparations now

Salamander: What kind of Theme do you want it to be?

Scratcher: Hey guys I got an idea why don’t we ask Chris Salamander: Good point because Chris is a really good party planner

Salamander: He’s one of my friends his opinions might look scary but trust me he’s a really cool guy Scratcher: He’s actually pretty smart and he treats us like family

scratcher: No that was Ema and salamander Salamander: Trust me when I say he’s a really lovable guy to the point where he actually found a girlfriend he’s a really cool guy you would love him he takes care of me and the other is like where his family because to be honest we’re all misfits

Scratcher: In a little bit OK Salamander: In the meantime let’s go say hi to Chris OK