another random question


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unicorn3040
16.03.2017 02:00
Linkan axe

randomperson[OP]
16.03.2017 02:01
Linktheres an axe next to you??

unicorn3040
16.03.2017 02:02
Linkhey i may be ice bear,who knows?

randomperson[OP]
16.03.2017 02:03
Linklol

randomperson[OP]
16.03.2017 02:04
Linki gotta banana XD

unicorn3040
16.03.2017 02:06
Linkbanana jo?

GeneralDerp
18.03.2017 01:47
Linki has a minifridge

unicorn3040
18.03.2017 03:08
Linklol

CADENCE
31.05.2017 20:00
LinkI have a little Purple Guys.

Serena
25.07.2017 04:59
LinkMY SISTER (but seriosly my sister is at my left)

FazeCreep
01.08.2017 00:26
Linkwait instaed of a banana?can i have a joe?
hahahahahhahahahahahahahaahhaah

XRandomnessX
31.08.2017 01:21
LinkCorruption *cough* *cough*

Animeboi2
29.09.2017 22:15
LinkOhh a bazzoka

XxzGakaxiezxX
08.10.2017 17:52
LinkBattle axe or shotgun

DJ-Girl-201
19.11.2017 05:49
LinkMe:Robin...from ttg how did you survive.
Robin: well i simply- *I grab onto his leg* wait what are-
Me: I don't care *throws him at the zombies*
Robin: You will obey meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

rainwinganimations
19.11.2017 22:49
LinkI GOT my tv remote..... XD

DJ-Girl-201
20.11.2017 06:10
LinkMe: Cyborg you too
Cyborg: yeah, Ro- *grabs his arm and rips it off* WHY W- *I throw him at the zombies* *explosion*
Me: *arm turns into an ax* perfect *AWESOME ZOMBIE KILLING MONTAGE*

DJ-Girl-201
22.11.2017 05:47
LinkStarfire: we the girls of the t-
Me: no time * kill starfire*, raven come with me grab a weapon
raven : cool *killing montage continues*

DJ-Girl-201
22.11.2017 06:30
LinkEPILOGUE: I became allies with raven and we managed to kill all the zombies. After world war z, we went on to rule the world

LillyFoxpaints
03.12.2017 21:58
LinkI got bb gun .p.

Spashki
27.12.2017 19:25
LinkT-REX

AReallyBadAnimator
30.12.2017 21:35
Linki have another computer...Will that work?

E-Draws
04.01.2018 04:06
LinkIts a neck pillow
Hm.

Melody-SansWifeAndGF
07.01.2018 15:43
Linka mouse for my other pc lololo

rubberduckymission
07.01.2018 22:30
LinkOBVIOUSLY A BANANA randomperson YOU GOT IT RIGHT

Flipper718
13.01.2018 04:19
LinkAK 47

Unicatgirl1010
16.01.2018 18:04
LinkIt’s the girl sackrafice do it! yee.

AwesomePossumYT
29.01.2018 00:50
LinkA pencil

Shadowfang
31.01.2018 13:17
Linkphone???

VenusStarFox
05.02.2018 05:32
Linkthe lose board on my wall

WOMPYGLOMP
07.02.2018 12:52
LinkI HAVE GIANT GUN THINGIE WICH HAZ ZOMBIE INSTANT DEATH POISON FOR SKIN IN IT MUAAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Cutielover
12.02.2018 20:31
LinkIts the person next to me, throw them at the zombies and book it!

ornithologist04
04.03.2018 07:15
Linki have stuffed animals, whats that gonna do? do i throw them at the zombies hopong it will slow em down XD

ennard620
05.03.2018 22:01
LinkI have a sister with a nasty bit on meh lefty.

SmilingBun
08.03.2018 20:37
LinkI got my mom

MrTroll123
15.03.2018 00:51
LinkI don't see anything.

VideoGameGirl
23.03.2018 16:28
LinkI have Alex next 2 me...throw him and make a run 4 it! XD

0Marcey0
26.03.2018 20:15
LinkDude, I have a pillow. Are you freaking kidding me? Like, what is that gonna do in a zombie apocalypse, make a zombie fall asleep? Lol

0Marcey0
26.03.2018 20:15
LinkDude, I have a pillow. Are you freaking kidding me? Like, what is that gonna do in a zombie apocalypse, make a zombie fall asleep? Lol

0Marcey0
26.03.2018 20:15
LinkOof

SmilingBun
27.03.2018 15:52
Linkjk lol

SmilingBun
27.03.2018 15:53
Linkit was AIR

drangle
04.04.2018 16:33
Linknerf pencil dart gun thats literally next to me

Springtrap666
18.04.2018 23:00
Linka Box

Elliebas1029384756
26.04.2018 22:01
Linka chair

foxcina
01.05.2018 07:36
LinkTo My Left...... It's A Wall!
XD

MalloryHenry
08.05.2018 09:24
Linkmy baby brothers crib is to my left lol

-black-speck-
08.05.2018 21:29
Linka house! i carry it around everywhere! XD

Lilly29
11.05.2018 20:38
LinkI use my friend as bait
ONE MUST SURVIVE
WHICH. IS . ME...

sinpacth767
19.05.2018 23:17
Link a pen... that wont take me far.

sinpacth767
19.05.2018 23:18
LinkWHY AM I IN SINPACTH767?!? I SHOULD BE IN SNOWPACTH767.

AwesomePossumYT
21.05.2018 23:48
LinkA chair.

Pikachar
27.05.2018 00:31
Linka perplexus epic.(to confuse the zombies?

XxBaltoxX
30.05.2018 15:39
Linkfelt tip pens
**** THIS SHIT IM OUT

XxBaltoxX
30.05.2018 15:39
Link**** IM DED

XxBaltoxX
30.05.2018 15:40
Linkif u r confused, the ghost of me is writing dis.... OOOOOOOF

XxBaltoxX
30.05.2018 15:41
Linkand i have air next to me ooof

XxBaltoxX
30.05.2018 15:41
Linkdont need to worry about the zombies now, im ded

Fr1skth3p0ny
23.07.2018 04:40
LinkI'm in a room full of dangerous items........ let's see, bow cutters, knives, the sharpest toys that exist in history, forks+electric socket, there's a LOT OF SWORDS DOWNSTAIRS!! But everything on this list will not help me survive. Just a bunch of useless junk? welp goodbye world, ill come back as ghost and take over the world because I am working hard to become a badass with knives?

Fr1skth3p0ny
23.07.2018 04:41
LinkShoot i mean box cutters, bow cutters do NOT make sense

emily-cat1
26.07.2018 16:43
LinkI have an old blanket. WHY!!!!!!!

Benjamin254341789
01.08.2018 10:03
LinkI got an almost empty spray can next to me. :/

Evelyn-LPS
20.08.2018 23:55
Linkthe Zomba tats trying eat me (EPIC MONTOG WITH ZOMBA WEAPON)

CoffeeDog543
27.08.2018 16:53
LinkMy mom....I'm so ded

your-nightmare
23.09.2018 18:24
Linki got a sticky note
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Featimations
08.10.2018 11:13
LinkGMA THE CURE LOL

Featimations
08.10.2018 11:16
LinkBTW throwing the person beside you will make it worse. -_-
Just ask a scientist for a syringe with the cure in it. ^-^

SCupcake
23.10.2018 03:07
LinkMy mom's computer charger... Sorry mom!

bloodiscool
28.10.2018 14:09
Linka mini gun
this world is cloce to nucler deth ( basicly fallout 4 )
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DunsparceLover
29.10.2018 19:52
Linkwelp i have a blanket for the apocolypse wish me luck, wait there's a pillow too. I'm going to sleep through the apacolypse! >:'3

Dolphinking90
30.10.2018 19:53
LinkI have a piece of paper with my friend on it........

JinxTheWereWolf
08.11.2018 00:03
Link* rUnS lIeK sAnIc (GOTTA GO FAST) tO mAh dAdS cLoSet And oPenS Safe) I GOTTA RIFEL >:>
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Haileyhilton
13.11.2018 03:51
Linka chainsaw
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ShuriJenna
20.11.2018 16:00
LinkI have a machine gun, my enemy and a rocket ship.
1. Clear out as many as possible
2. Push my enemy
3. Escape in the rocket ship

PastelOreo
28.12.2018 01:20
LinkI have a box. so i can send me and my friend to a safe place

glitch1geno1
20.01.2019 19:17
LinkI have a pencil

MoonWolf009
28.01.2019 21:25
LinkI would have baby annais the living baby doll (from the amazing world of gumball- The Tape-)

StephanTheMapper
30.01.2019 22:07
Linkyour mom

Moonheart88
03.02.2019 16:13
LinkA VERY big gun.

mayatawfy1
07.02.2019 22:59
Linkair.
i have my device. * goes out and smacks dem all with da device *

undertalesans345
21.02.2019 02:27
Linka dagger

catcutiecats
10.03.2019 00:44
Linkthe closest item on my left is my sippy cup
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

DragonBoy2006
15.03.2019 17:40
Linkwho cares

DragonBoy2006
15.03.2019 17:41
Linkyour going to die either way

KillerKat
20.03.2019 00:22
LinkA tablet
LoL

Kiwiquack
22.03.2019 20:11
LinkMY DOG!!!!
NO CHACHI I WON'T LEAVE YOU TO DIE

AzulaTsuki
23.03.2019 04:18
LinkLol, i have a greatsword XD its just casually hanging on my wall

Iris4585
26.03.2019 12:06
Linkkiwiquack is next to meh X3

RodrickFangirl
15.04.2019 19:24
LinkI got 2 five dollar bills

mylittleangel
17.05.2019 17:07
Linka samri sord

MSAshiking
20.05.2019 03:22
Linkfor me either a shotgun or a machete

CoryXClutch
30.05.2019 10:43
Linka piece of paper... o__o

PiggyDude
13.06.2019 18:27
LinkThe left side of face...
not bad

derpydingus
25.06.2019 21:04
Linkthe girl next 2 me tho

LeafyStorn
08.08.2019 13:51
Linka left arm rest of a chair is what i get
rips it off and throws it at brother

Sanscraft547
22.09.2019 21:14
LinkAn explosive potato

trashuwu
21.10.2019 20:50
Linkmedium sized rock
qwq
owo
i dont know

Bloemations
07.11.2019 20:46
Linkhave 5mil gallons of anntidote and a minigun to shoot the antidote in the zomies mouthe, or id have a giant auto mobile with roket boosts

Toastedfurry
08.11.2019 03:29
LinkI have a instant kill never run out spray lmao

Bloemations
16.11.2019 00:07
Linkor i have a random toilet gun that shoots poo

GrilledcheeseOvO
17.11.2019 03:39
LinkI have bed

JessicaRoyal
11.12.2019 00:58
LinkMy computer mouse
lel

Batgirl
20.12.2019 18:21
LinkIs it the blond girl??

Shayle
14.01.2020 00:00
LinkAn empty water bottle... ._. I'm gonna be the first to go xD
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Cozmotion
21.02.2020 11:38
Linknuke >:3

GuessthatAnimator12
25.02.2020 00:46
Linkahahahahah its the blonde gurl next to you, you know, if she turns into a zombie, she'll get you back

Cozmotion
28.03.2020 18:54
LinkTACTIKAL NUCK INCOMING!!! BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!

FierceDragonGirl1234
01.04.2020 19:50
LinkI have...my computer

Xx-Little-Horns-xX
15.04.2020 21:24
Linkan extra live
oh wait thats not a weapon

Xx-Little-Horns-xX
15.04.2020 21:24
Linklife*

lilly-leaf
02.06.2020 08:33
Linkthe blondy.

slyops
27.06.2020 12:59
LinkA spear

TheBlackMist
23.07.2020 00:55
LinkA remote. -w-

blue-lilly
07.09.2020 17:16
Linka wall lol

dragonflame-spirit
10.09.2020 21:39
Linka wall for me to

Tropicoline
02.10.2020 20:09
Linkmy- wallet?

zabdorff
19.10.2020 16:57
Link😂😂😂I have a piece of paper and a door

Larapiz365
26.10.2020 18:49
Linka glass door, my homework supplies, a study, a...

catsfolife
01.11.2020 21:53
LinkMy dogggggggggggggggggggg

ArtistAnime-Tions
17.11.2020 05:30
LinkI HAVE MY- *reaches into pockets, nothing, looks around, Nothing* I HAVE MY AIR!

Lunagamz103
21.01.2021 16:02
LinkI HAVE CLOTHES AIRCONDISHINOR AND A TABLE GLASS LAMP AND A PRINTER BISHES

SwimPug07
01.03.2021 01:07
LinkIf I had to pick something out of my closet in the left section, I would have the options of a. . .
1. BB gun
2. Pocket Knife
3. Wartech K1020-65-GR 440 Sword (Please don't ask me why)
4. Walking Stick hand crafted by my grandpa
5. Boots
I'm set for a life of survival!

KawaiiChan333
05.03.2021 15:21
Linka desk? i guess im good. hahaha lol

SamanthaSR
08.03.2021 16:56
LinkA tape dispenser

AestheticTurtle0-0
10.03.2021 16:14
LinkPAPERR

Corrupt
15.04.2021 13:50
LinkAMONG US (AD)

Isaac-Johnston
28.04.2021 15:50
LinkFor some reason I have a cushion

CrystalWolfy
03.05.2021 16:23
Linka fork

1ggamer1
19.05.2021 00:38
LinkI got a bar of soap... Don't drop it now ;)

dragons8m
03.10.2021 23:19
LinkEither a nuke or a rideable fire breathing dragon

TheDinosaurAnimator
24.01.2022 18:26
LinkA florida man or a bannana gun
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Instead of one of my little needles that could actually do something, no- I have a Rainbow Loom...
Yay. I can give them marks on their old, rotten, "skin".

my weapon is my friend. i will lunge her at the zombies... AS A DISTRACTION. and then they... uh .. they will eat her and i will have an extra milisecond to live my life which is more valuable than hers

MY RHYMES are fat
Like the stacks of cash I'm making
YouTube revenue is bring it home the bacon
It ain't kosher tho
Because I'm a Super Saiyan
Ya know what I'm saying
I got that midas touch
Golden ratio
Super Nintendo
Retro busting a nuts
Over memes
Gonna be
Mainstream
And if you're contrarian
You can suck dis peen
We out here vaping cloud made outta weed
Future Funks for weebs who wanna be Japanese
Anime VHS ARTZIE muzak feeling it
Gif of sailor moon moving to Neon 80s live on twitch
**** the haterz
And their lil cliques
And the rest of those **** boys who live on subreddits
I said it and meant this as a diss
If you're gonna come at me
Make sure your music's not generic
I'm a jack of all trades
I'm a leveled up red mage
I'm make my own way
Cuz I'm gonna get my own pay
I know ur girl loves me cuz I'm so ****ing thicc
And if you hate my music
You can suck my ****ing dick
Vrrt vrrt VRRT
Hello?
Hey it's me a Future Funk producer that you...
How did you get this nu

a peice of broken, ripped and painted cardboard, one of my dad's test books, a paper airplane and a bad of crappy eyeshadow applicators. I'm dead

I would have the WALLL...
because i can
plus that would be the clostest to me
and i feel like it
and it can be a weapon for somethings
aren't i just special
...
stop reading
stop...
just stop
the wall is a weapon to you know
...
comments plz
plz no comments
all done now

Trying so hard not to laugh right now--there is an object to my left, and it's a water bottle. However, this doesn't ask for the object to my left, does it? It asks for the object on my right. The closest thing to my right is...my friend Lily.
I don't think she would be that happy if I used her as a weapon to defend myself from zombies!
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war goat - a goat equipped with 200 bazookas. and lots of shotguns. and bombs. and impenetrable armor.
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I have My Maths book,so I think this will confuse zombies like:
Me:Oh,sh*t.Zombies are every where.I have my maths book.-*opens book*-This f*cks me!This math problems are so confusing!
Sam:Errr,whar are you doing?We need to survive!
Me:You are f*cking me rn.Couldn’t you stamd on my right?-*Grabs him*-One surviver,and it’s me!-*throws to zombies*
Me:Here zombies some mathjs problems for you!
Zomebies: ... Dude,when I was dead I didn’t study.How much is ‘3-1’?
Me:I am genious!-*dab*

i have a list (dont judge me)
1. Sledgehammer
2. Sword
3. knife
4. Even bigger knife
5. frying pan
6. even bigger frying pan
7. common since
8. lamp
9. glass
10. my teeth
11. my nails
12. pencil
13. tree
14. small trapoline
15. wood for a baracade
16. lost of canned food
17. Heavy books
18. a table
19. paint (2 look like 1)
20. TV

My cup is on the right and my phone is on the left.
So carry the 2 add 1 make it simple annnndddd I'm gonna golf club that is DOWNSTAIRS! So I have to run downstairs like an idiot and grab it but would I get up? Heck Nah. Yet there is hope! There is a pair of jeans I can use- never mind I'm gonna throw my phone that is at the left.

Prbly standing next to a drawing book or something
Maybe a school book (don't judge)
Btw if U check my profile page I do better drawings when I have a pencil in hand and when you touch the drawing surface it doesn't flick to another screen or move or something

NO, THE LEFT TO THE CHARACTER IS HER FRIEND. THE ILLUSTRATOR IS TRYING TO SAY THAT YOUR FRIEND IS A SACRIFICE

4016.03.2017 02:00
an axe
randomperson[OP]16.03.2017 02:01
by: randomperson
16.03.2017
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939 comments
unicorn30
theres an axe next to you??
unicorn304016.03.2017 02:02
hey i may be ice bear,who knows?
randomperson[OP]16.03.2017 02:03
lol
randomperson[OP]16.03.2017 02:04
i gotta banana XD
unicorn304016.03.2017 02:06
banana jo?
GeneralDerp18.03.2017 01:47
i has a minifridge
unicorn304018.03.2017 03:08
lol
CADENCE31.05.2017 20:00
I have a little Purple Guys.
Serena25.07.2017 04:59
MY SISTER (but seriosly my sister is at my left)
FazeCreep01.08.2017 00:26
wait instaed of a banana?can i have a joe?
hahahahahhahahahahahahahaahhaah
XRandomnessX31.08.2017 01:21
Corruption *cough* *cough*
Animeboi229.09.2017 22:15
Ohh a bazzoka
XxzGakaxiezxX08.10.2017 17:52
Battle axe or shotgun
DJ-Girl-20119.11.2017 05:49
Me:Robin...from ttg how did you survive.
Robin: well i simply- *I grab onto his leg* wait what are-
Me: I don't care *throws him at the